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Which one of you faggots has hand sanitizer attached to your keyring?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Acting like its bling.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    We have a japanese wood charm on our keys because it protects the plurals and our host from evil spirits in our many adventures out in the world. We need the keys to get back in the building, they are the source of our power. Without the keys the universe becomes out of balance. That magical wood charm is the last line of defense.

    There is no room for any other trinkets or bottle of sand sanitizer. You never know when you will need to use the keys as an eye gouger.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bundykf7PdNQ
  3. #3
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung Acting like its bling.

    You're just jelly that we can afford things that take keys.
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have never used sanitizer. it kills ur immune system and then you cant fight infection,, I'm a mother fuckin force to be reckoned with to a cold or a flue or the silly corona. when i get a cold I'm just a little sick for a day or 2 maybe 3,, maybe a sore throat and a few sneezes.
  5. #5
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have never used sanitizer. it kills ur immune system and then you cant fight infection,, I'm a mother fuckin force to be reckoned with to a cold or a flue or the silly corona. when i get a cold I'm just a little sick for a day or 2 maybe 3,, maybe a sore throat and a few sneezes.

    Most people don't have colds for more than 3 days.
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by street_carp Most people don't have colds for more than 3 days.

    source, mr small sample-size of anecdotal evidence?
  7. #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t have it on a key ring, but I always have it in my pocket if I leave the house to run around town. If I touch anything outside of my house or car, I use it.

    At work there is hand sanitizer everywhere, and I use it constantly. My friend cannot use sanitizer all day it dries her hands out, and tears up her skin. I cannot wash my hands all day because that tears my hands up, so I use sanitizer all day long.
  8. #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm a flabby overweight balding cunt that women hate.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't like hand sanitizer, I used to work at a hospital and used it often but it would build up this residue, kinda like having dry nut on your hands. I rather just wash my hands with soap and water becuase the water physically removes any oil / dirt / grime ect while with sanitizer your just rubbing it into your hands.

    kinda like how some people like to take baths and just sit in their filth rather than just shower and have it go down the drain. to each their own i guess.
  10. #10
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung source, mr small sample-size of anecdotal evidence?

    Source 1: I studied medicine.
    Source 2: I'm not a fucktard with a fucktard's agenda like half of this site.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sometimes you need a little sippy sip to get through the day
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  12. #12
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra sometimes you need a little sippy sip to get through the day

    Lol. It amazes me when I see patients doing this, pumping fragranced, denatured alcohol (or even worse, Isopropyl) into their tea or coffee. I did it once for a dare and it gave me the headache from hell.
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  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's pretty yucky

    I've heard of people who can't afford alcohol drinking the stuff but actually mixing it... that's fucked.


    I was taking apart and testing a hand sanitiser pump today and it triggered, got some in my mouth, and it tasted fucking awful. Like the cheapest, strongest, harshest tequila you've ever had.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra sometimes you need a little sippy sip to get through the day

    🤭👍
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra sometimes you need a little sippy sip to get through the day

    Saw a story online about several folks who consumed hand sanitizer that was heavily laced with methanol. You can probably figure out the ending.
  16. #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I've got a 55 gallon drum of Mattchew-B-Gone.
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You're a pussy if you don't drink isopropyl. It's safe in small amounts
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're a pussy if you don't drink isopropyl. It's safe in small amounts

    what about ethanol rubbing alcohol?
  19. #19
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I bet Spectral does. He also keeps a pack of tissue in his back pocket so when 1st contact is made he can protect his new overlords from his despicable human filth.
  20. #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah rubbing alcohol or mouthwash but isopropyl is better for an OTC drunk because you dose it like GHB and get really intoxicated from a small amount instead of having to drink a bunch of gross shit it's just one shot.

    Of course you would die from consuming a lot of it or even a cup full but a tiny shot won't kill you
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