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Poll For Feline Survival or Extinction

  1. #1
    I have in my possession one felis domesticus, tan and white coloured, that trapped itself in a live-caught metal-trap set for various pests, such as raccoons, opossums, armadillos, squirrels, or small children. The feral vermin has no tag, collar, or any identification documentation. As per the state law where i live, i have the moral and legal obligation to 'kill' previously mentioned and declared nuisance animal.

    however.

    i shall invoke pollice verso and allow the niggers in space to determine the fate of this feline. live. or die.

    caveat, if lannyfag deletes this account the sentence is automatically death.

    to those who are about to die...or not...we laugh at you.
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Depends how friendly it is surely. If it's domesticated you should keep it.
  3. #3
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I have a similar issue at the moment.hmm

    It takes only 7 years for a male and female cat to produce 420,000 descendants supposedly.
  4. #4
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Depends how friendly it is surely. If it's domesticated you should keep it.

    Friendly + feral can be more dangerous than unfriendly. It may be rabid, but if it's friendly you're more likely to be in close contact with it
  5. #5
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Depends how friendly it is surely. If it's domesticated you should keep it.

    i dont like cats and i certainly dont want one. it didnt make any objection or even movement when i was checking it for a collar...but it did make the annoying mewling-meow.

    the last cat i dispatched hissed and bared its teeth at me when i tried to check it for a collar. that fucker was inverted at 3,000fps. if this cat hadnt been so 'nice' when i tried to check it i wouldnt even have made this thread.

    the only thing ive ever let live after being trapped was a small, maybe large baby, squirrel that just stared at me every time i went near the trap. then it ate food out of my hand and let me pet it. i took it to work and let it loose in the forest surrounding my office.
  6. #6
    Give it the cock nose!
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Pic of kitty.
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Friendly + feral can be more dangerous than unfriendly. It may be rabid, but if it's friendly you're more likely to be in close contact with it

    Cats are disease ridden and you shouldn't have actual touching contact with them or the surfaces they touch anyway. Toxoplasmosis is a thing.

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...................... i dont like cats and i certainly dont want one. it didnt make any objection or even movement when i was checking it for a collar…but it did make the annoying mewling-meow.

    the last cat i dispatched hissed and bared its teeth at me when i tried to check it for a collar. that fucker was inverted at 3,000fps. if this cat hadnt been so 'nice' when i tried to check it i wouldnt even have made this thread.

    the only thing ive ever let live after being trapped was a small, maybe large baby, squirrel that just stared at me every time i went near the trap. then it ate food out of my hand and let me pet it. i took it to work and let it loose in the forest surrounding my office.

    We have 5 kittens here. Not a problem - the problem is that one of them is very friendly and always was. She (I'm guessing the gender) runs right up to you, is completely oblivious to risk, etc. We domesticated such creatures, and so are co-evolved with them. She's not retarded at all, but so oblivious to risk she won't even run away from vehicles or out of your way when you are close to stepping on her. When she was younger I had to save her from the pomeranians, one of them picked her up and was heading off to chew her up. The pomeranians are not exactly hunters.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Cats are disease ridden and you shouldn't have actual touching contact with them or the surfaces they touch anyway. Toxoplasmosis is a thing.



    We have 5 kittens here. Not a problem - the problem is that one of them is very friendly and always was. She (I'm guessing the gender) runs right up to you, is completely oblivious to risk, etc. We domesticated such creatures, and so are co-evolved with them. She's not retarded at all, but so oblivious to risk she won't even run away from vehicles or out of your way when you are close to stepping on her. When she was younger I had to save her from the pomeranians, one of them picked her up and was heading off to chew her up. The pomeranians are not exactly hunters.

    You god 5 of little angels?

    Plz post pix.
    Lots of pix!
  10. #10
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    let it live
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Yeah dont be that big a dick.
    This isnt http://www.savetoby.com/updates/14.php
  12. #12
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...................... i dont like cats and i certainly dont want one. it didnt make any objection or even movement when i was checking it for a collar…but it did make the annoying mewling-meow.

    the last cat i dispatched hissed and bared its teeth at me when i tried to check it for a collar. that fucker was inverted at 3,000fps. if this cat hadnt been so 'nice' when i tried to check it i wouldnt even have made this thread.

    the only thing ive ever let live after being trapped was a small, maybe large baby, squirrel that just stared at me every time i went near the trap. then it ate food out of my hand and let me pet it. i took it to work and let it loose in the forest surrounding my office.

    you can just see if its wearing a collar from 5' away.

    anyway i want to vote that you sodomize it but its not jn the poll.
  13. #13
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can just see if its wearing a collar from 5' away.

    You shouldn't necessarily put a collar on a cat, especially if they live outdoors, they don't like it and they often wind up getting caught on stuff as a result.
  14. #14
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You god 5 of little angels?

    Plz post pix.
    Lots of pix!

    Actually it's 6, 6 kittens and 2 mommy cats.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting You shouldn't necessarily put a collar on a cat, especially if they live outdoors, they don't like it and they often wind up getting caught on stuff as a result.

    ive never seen a caat that hung itself on its collar.
  16. #16
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... yes, you should necessarily put a collar on a cat because cats dont belong outdoors so in the event the cat that is supposed to remain indoors should escape when it gets trapped or seen by someone who realizes feral invasive cats serve no purpose other than euthanization the person who traps it knows who to berate for allowing their cat to escape, even though they get their live cat back.

    otherwise the local landfill gets a new addition to its pet sematary.

    any animal that is outside of its owners property is not a pet, its a feral animal

    We have a good bit of land for cats to roam.
  17. #17
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... cats dont belong in the wild. feral cats serve no purpose other than as moving targets

    Feral cats wouldn't survive here. They need the constant subsidy of food and attention. Cats serve no purpose other than as pest control. They catch mice and scare off rats.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................... not if it has long fur.

    once lanny deletes the thread its going to get a 3,000fps lead-flavored enema.

    please dispose it off humanely.

    i herd washing machines in coin laundries can take care of your ferral cats humanely.
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I want to say let it live but if you or anyone else isn't going to take care of it, and if it's not neutered, feral cats can really fuck up the local wildlife.

    if you kill it just don't be a nigger about it
  20. #20
    Originally posted by aldra I want to say let it live but if you or anyone else isn't going to take care of it, and if it's not neutered, feral cats can really fuck up the local wildlife.

    if you kill it just don't be a nigger about it

    is it ok to eat it in this case ?
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