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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello guys.
    It is the beginning of another work week.
    I actually don't feel as horrible as I usually do on a Monday.
    Maybe I just feel like I know what to do now. Idk.
    Anyways, I got most my stuff done that I wanted/needed to over the weekend.
    Still have to go over the bills sometime but I did get my renter's insurance paid so that is good.
    All I need to do today is find where I set those 4 packs of cigs I bought yesterday and do everything else I usually do on a week day.
    I'm going to have to leave a few minutes early to get air in my tire so I am gonna get moving.
    What are your plans for today?
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Have a good day at work. Sorry about the base in minecraft. I am going to stay in the area and try to fix all the grief
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  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    What do you have that is valuable enough to have renters insurance
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by cigreting What do you have that is valuable enough to have renters insurance

    A $16,000 couch. A 55 inch plasma screen. A 42 inch flat screen.
    My dell optiplex 990.
    And we both park in a garage that is falling down.
  5. #5
    I thought you got that couch from goodwill.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I thought you got that couch from goodwill.

    Yes but I appraised it.
    They dont even make it anymore.
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Works going good.
    Im at a good pace just working away.
    Hope you guys are all having a good day.
  8. #8
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i be at the ford dealership turning my vehicle in for maintenance.

    just waiting to get picked up to the car rental so i can get my rental car and get the fuck home.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Yes but I appraised it.
    They dont even make it anymore.

    Well just because something is obsolete doesn't mean it's worth 16k...especially a used sofa with who knows how much jizz and piss soaked into it.
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well just because something is obsolete doesn't mean it's worth 16k…especially a used sofa with who knows how much jizz and piss soaked into it.

    Nah. Not my couch.
    My couch is clutch.
  11. #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Work is over but im still working.
    I wanna start getting OT today and hope the rest the week follows suit.
    It is 91F outside and a little hotter inside.
    Im just gonna go till I can no mo.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I worked an extra hour today.
    Then I stopped at Harbor Freight and got a new air compressor for $9.99 and then I dropped an extra $5 for the 2 year no questions asked warranty.

    Then in the parking lot im checking my oil and this guy walks up to me (clearly targeted me) and is wearing a BLM shirt and asks for money.

    I told him that I work my ass off every week and I am still broke.
    He wandered off.
    For a few seconds though he was pissing me off just existing.

    Anyways I am home now.
    Showered and clean.

    Time to relax.

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  13. #13
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    I'm 99% sure those fuckers ask poor people for money, because rich assholes are much less likely to give them anything.

    Like when I dress down they hit me up more than when I dress up.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My thing is I been there and I know damn well giving them anything at all only enables them to continue to be bums.

    People gave me crazy money when I would hold my "Anything helps" sign but in the end all I ever actually got was I started to feel like it must be okay because these people are giving me money and therefore accepting me.
    For a while there that was my main source of income.
    I got well with that money, high with it, drunk with it but if I ever actually needed real vital stuff like food Id just walk in a place and ask and usually they would work something out with me.

    All the stuff you really need to be homeless can be acquired pretty easy.
    It sometimes takes a little while getting stuff cuz your walking everywhere but I never had any trouble with anything except I never seemed to have enough dope.

    Oh and that time I fell off the flood wall by the river and laid there for hours with a broken pelvis and shoulder and I didnt have a phone...

    Gawd I was so strung out then but it seemed to be a good point in time to turn my life around and that's just what I have done.

    So if you really wanna help someone, you got to push them off something high.

    I know from experience.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yeah I don't get asking people for money when homeless it's more fun to steal and be bad and jails have yummy cakes
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah I don't get asking people for money when homeless it's more fun to steal and be bad and jails have yummy cakes

    if ur jails have tasty food that it must be very good to be Canadian.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah and there is the canteen which has chips and soups.

    My plan for when I go to prison is to become a gourmet chef that freebases cocaine for people to make a living

  18. #18
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Hello guys.
    It is the beginning of another work week.
    I actually don't feel as horrible as I usually do on a Monday.
    Maybe I just feel like I know what to do now. Idk.
    Anyways, I got most my stuff done that I wanted/needed to over the weekend.
    Still have to go over the bills sometime but I did get my renter's insurance paid so that is good.
    All I need to do today is find where I set those 4 packs of cigs I bought yesterday and do everything else I usually do on a week day.
    I'm going to have to leave a few minutes early to get air in my tire so I am gonna get moving.
    What are your plans for today?

    Yay! You pulled $12 out of your ass!


    In all seriousness though, sounds like you have a leaking valve stem which is actually really easy to replace. For less than the cost of a cigarette you can get a new core with the tool

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Slime-4-Way-Valve-Tool-with-4-Replacement-Valve-Cores-20088/16879919?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=1122&&adid=22222222227016736631&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=75855775954&wl4=pla-176155136674&wl5=1020041&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=101593696&wl11=online&wl12=16879919&veh=sem&gclid=CjwKCAjwmf_4BRABEiwAGhDfScFlICnAbexAeEvf6VjZPOhYt7EaXvJy6EBCtw2aZM_STt76by8VYxoCBJoQAvD_BwE <-That but whatever is actually in stock
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    I have to check ebay they probably have cheaper one plus shmell wants me to find a lampshade on there
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