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so i asked dor some ant-swelling medicine for my dick at the local pharmacy

  1. 2020-07-27 at 1:05 AM UTC
    #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    after the violnt and intense sex, and the pharmacy lady at first actrd like ai didnt know what i wws talking about nor what penile mondors disease is or consists of but i have a feeling she did. because she never asked where the swelling was wnd sort of w irked when i told her my illness. she suggested ib profin butni never asked her how many times per day and lost it.
  2. 2020-07-27 at 1:08 AM UTC
    #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    imagine being me. i literally cant get a hard on nor feel like jacking off all day.
  3. 2020-07-27 at 1:09 AM UTC
    #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol ur a tosser
  4. 2020-07-27 at 1:17 AM UTC
    #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    imagine if u couldnt even get it up like ur chemically castrated. just imagine...
  5. 2020-07-27 at 1:26 AM UTC
    #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't think you should rub ibuprofen into your dick
  6. 2020-07-27 at 1:29 AM UTC
    #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    no just swallow the pill.
  7. 2020-07-27 at 2:10 AM UTC
    #7
    Kev Space Nigga
    pussy, i can get rock hard and even cum while on a chemical castrator, its difficult but doable.

    ask your sister to undress for you maybe? that should help
  8. 2020-07-27 at 10:02 AM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you have PTSD and and STD from having sex with the blown out asshole. I understand.

    I did some regrettable stuff on meth a few years ago because I had been single and sexless for a long time and got wild with a down and dirty prostitute but thank god for the drugs making my penis not be able to stay hard or I would have an STD for sure. Also she was a grandma and tripping out on meth the entire time.

    it was a pretty traumatizing experience and I had to get therapy because of that but even they couldn't help me.
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  9. 2020-07-27 at 10:04 AM UTC
    #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Dick swole? No problem. Meth will come to the rescue. Any vasoconstrictor will do really.
  10. 2020-07-27 at 10:25 AM UTC
    #10
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by aldra I don't think you should rub ibuprofen into your dick

    I don't think it'd do any harm, NSAIDs are pretty safe topically.
  11. 2020-07-27 at 10:27 AM UTC
    #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I don't think it'd do any harm, NSAIDs are pretty safe topically.

    Yes, but rubbing ibuprofen on your dick might be uncomfortable. It's acidic.
  12. 2020-07-27 at 10:28 AM UTC
    #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes, but rubbing ibuprofen on your dick might be uncomfortable. It's acidic.

    So yeah Wariat, rub it all over your dick and ass, for good measure👍🏻
  13. 2020-07-27 at 10:29 AM UTC
    #13
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes, but rubbing ibuprofen on your dick might be uncomfortable. It's acidic.

    I dunno. I used ibuprofen gel a good bit when I had a broken foot, it always seemed pretty mild. It's only 1 or 2%.
  14. 2020-07-27 at 11:10 AM UTC
    #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I dunno. I used ibuprofen gel a good bit when I had a broken foot, it always seemed pretty mild. It's only 1 or 2%.

    Diclofenac gel/salve works even better in my experience.
  15. 2020-07-27 at 11:23 AM UTC
    #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    smear some mud on ur dik
  16. 2020-07-27 at 12:24 PM UTC
    #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    Kskwhfu dikfkof akaiy7f tloucnd dodiundmx sid8krjd Anna Spysze.


    FUCKING TALK ENGLISH YOU STUPID POLLACK CUNT!
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