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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Just use a bootleg streaming site like Putlocker

    I don't torrent anything any more I just stream even if the qualify is poorer cuz if can't give a solitary fuck
  2. G African Astronaut
    Cake walk.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    pushing it to the limit.
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Thinking if I should go grocery shopping today or naw save it for during the week. Tough decisions as always in my life
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Deciding my fate
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by G Cake walk.

    Wake cock
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bout to go kick it for lil minute..



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  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Painting a mural so I can reenact this ..



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    Need vidz
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Candyrein is a cutie patootie
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    ❤️😘
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    recovering from a sneezing fit with a major ass ripping fart mid sneeze,, it hurt like hell
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by POLECAT recovering from a sneezing fit with a major ass ripping fart mid sneeze,, it hurt like hell

    Did you rip your sphincter?
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    didnt rip it but damn sure stressed it out
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you rip your sphincter?

    it's taken a lot of punishment over the years, will take more than a poorly-timed fart
  16. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Editing home movie footage from 2011.

    This was back when Steel Reserve came in glass bottles.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer..................... nigger lover

    Nigger
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  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Nigger

    Right.
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Taking a nasty shit
  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you rip your sphincter?

    I get those farts sometimes that hurt too. Where its like the force was so hard coming out that it rumbled the inside of the walls of the colon and put strain on the sphincter. I was on the bus a few months back with my head phones on and I farted hard (I was the only person on the bus except the driver and someone sitting up front) and damn I didn't even lift a leg to help it out I just forced while sitting there and it hurt I even yelled "OWWWWW!"

    I thought I blew myself out.
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