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I accidentally put diesel in my vehicle that requires unleaded gasoline...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, things are not always as they seem.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is it died
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra is it died

    i emptied the fuel tank and we are good to gizzle.👍
  4. #4
    your average cars can run on as much as 45% diesel-gasoline mixture.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    you drive a geo metro dont you?
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    me ?
  7. #7
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    what a fucking idiot
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your average cars can run on as much as 45% diesel-gasoline mixture.

    If you don't mind gumming the fuck out of the injectors.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you don't mind gumming the fuck out of the injectors.

    they'll go away on their own if you ignore them.
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo you drive a geo metro dont you?

    no.
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Two different nozzles here. Diesel won't even fit in a commercial car. U have to be a special type of dumb to forcefully fill ur tank.
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  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Two different nozzles here. Diesel won't even fit in a commercial car. U have to be a special type of dumb to forcefully fill ur tank.

    Ur absolutely correct. The whole story is fabricated. I was waiting to hear this from one of the males. ur damn good.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they'll go away on their own if you ignore them.

    Too bad you you work the same way
  14. #14
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, things are not always as they seem.

    No you didn't. Diesel pumps are specifically made bigger so the only possible way to do this is if you forced it into the opening.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................. they dont fit in the opening, idiot, no matter how much KY you try to use.

    lol. US of A must be full of retards if they need to round-hole-square-peg their refueling infrastructures to keep retards from experiencimg retardation.

    where i live anything goes and retards are constantly rewarded with full tanks and dead engines.
  16. #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Sudo you drive a geo metro dont you?



    Ford Pinto just like Charlie's Angels.
  17. #17
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Some kind of Fucked On Race Day or Found On Road Dead or Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.................. you dont know the half of it. ive watched people cursing and yelling while parked at a green diesel pump trying to jam the too-big nozzle into their gas tank.

    theres an industrial supply warehouse where we buy out heavy construction gear from that to this day wont let us live down a purchase we made of a $2,000 mixed-gas powered saw that was destroyed literally the second time it was used by a retard running it with offroad-only diesel instead of non-ethanol, high octane, mixed-gas. these are the same idiots that use red gas cans for diesel then write 'diesle' (spelled that way) in a tiny marker in 1/4" letters that are barely visible.

    a year or two ago a chick was calling out to me from the pump island next to mine but i ignored her. marginally attractive chicks calling for attention like that only mean bad news. then some guy pulled up and she literally told him she didnt know how to pump gas and if he could help her.

    one of my exes (20y/o) didnt know how to pump gas or do anything car-related other than start it. she couldnt drive a manual transmission. she literally called me a couple of times to add air to her flat tire or pump gas. her father would do it normally.

    in 2017 i was somewhere that had an electric charging station for electric cars and i watched two emo-tier 40-somethings almost come to fisticuffs over parking in the spot for charging.

    at the airport i was talking to the fuel truck guy and he told me the airport called the cops on some dude, then trespassed him where he could never come to the airport again, who was trying to buy av-gas for his car. i have no idea why thats illegal…ive been on flights where part of the cargo weight was normal gas-cans of av-gas because we were going to places that didnt have the ability to refuel.

    one of the gas stations i get gas at was in the news, complete with video, of a van with hundreds-gallon tanks hidden in it stealing gas, cop cars screeching in, and beating the shit out of the driven when he tried to run.

    people are fucking stupid and i applaud them for providing me endless free entertainment

    lol. why do you people even need color coded gas tanks ? like gasoline and diesel smell like heaven and earth apart.

    any whats aviation gas ? arent they just high grade kerosene ? or they fuel for turboprop planes ?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................... i can tell the difference between gasoline (thinner, flows faster…faster than water) and diesel (much thicker, flows almost like thin oil) just by looking at it.

    other than that, when someone inserts the nozzle into the tank there isnt supposed to be a smell. the floppy disks on the hilt of the nozzle is supposed to seal in the vapors.

    its the type of gas used in reciprocating aircraft engines that lets the engine keep running at high (ish) altitude where there is less oxygen. the shit i use in everything i fly is blue. i dont know if it is a design feature or flaw, but if theres a leak the blue dye in the gas leaves a stain on anything it touches…announcing the leak. its the same as car gasoline but has additives that make it illegal to use in cars but critical to allow an aircraft to fly.

    jets use different fuel. i dont fly jets so i have no idea the details of that stuff. thats the stuff based on kerosene…like military JP4…JP5…etc. to me it has a distinctive smell…almost like lighter fluid for charcoal barbecues. and its a buttfuckton more expensive than the $5/gallon avgas.

    thats what i envy about you americans when i go to american hardware store.

    you people even have special cans for fuel.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................... the fuck does that even mean. of course there are special containers for fuel…as prevalent and necessary as gasoline is to civilization and how toxic and harmful…and dangerous…as it is, of course they need special containers.

    no, just no.

    civilization with a higher average iq will transport fuel in any available container.
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