If just lik if u kno u imagine like you get a new cell mate? and u start wise crakin with eachother sayin shit like "hey how much does a pussy weigh?" and he says "idk" and you siay, "Idk either how about you go weigh yourself" and he gts frothy sayn he wil beat u up, do u just squre up ten or do u just flush is catfood sammich down the toilet wen he goes out to the cell?
Uknow? lik whut would u do? say like, you trad ur benadryl to the same gnat for hizzie musle rlaxers and then in t mornin he's lik "mane I've been up all night, i thot i was talk to a plant, a plant that had eyelashez.. like whut wood you do, essay, and I don't mean like the term paper for college you turn into the proctor/proffessor but essay vato tres flores like a homie, u know?
I’ve been through many such situations where some pod mate or cell mate got frothy With me out of the blue just flipped out or even this Mexican guy at a sap program meeting because I kept teasing him and saying his balls are too shriveled up to fuck and calling Him Schriveled balls. He was so red and fuming his eyes looked like he wanted to kill me. And this guy was weird because he acted like he was cool with me as he switched entire yards to d yard at vsp w me from b yard with me and knew My previous two fights at b yard and How I never was really beaten even though I was more of a stalemate or backed out from eating people and let them leave or up or quit. He acted like he could beat me all of a sudden and this guy was pungyqne not big at all. Crazy.
At first when I was in county I would get mad back and argue but after a while you start to ignore it and stay away from almost everyone realizing they’re all or most are bipolar. Kind of like Scron. One minute he misses me and wants me to post next he’s trying to get me not to want to anymore,
Originally posted by Wariat
I’ve been through many such situations where some pod mate or cell mate gift Toby out of the blue just flipped out or even this Mexican guy at a sap program meeting because I kept teasing him and saying his balls are too shriveled up to fuck and calling Him Schriveled balls. He was so red and fuming his eyes looked like he wanted to kill me. And this guy was weird because he acted like he was cool with me as he switched entire yards to d hard with me and knew My previous two and How I never was really beaten even though I was more of a stalemate or backed out from eating people and let them leave or up or quit. He acted like he could beat me all of a sudden and this guy was pungyqne not big at all. Crazy.
Is prison nothing but 13yr olds, it sure sounds like it.
At that time I realized I hit a nerve and maybe the dude really does have a shriveled dick or a problem with his nuts or something. He talked weird in the sap meetings like claimed women on the street called him daddy like he was a pimp or something.
Originally posted by gadzooks
I'd probably rape my new cell mate to assert dominance.
I hope you at least give him a snickers bar at least after doing that dookie love. u gotta wine and dine but in reverse, just like it will feel like a reverse poop when giving it to him.
If you're going to do a rape at least be a gentleman about it. jeez.. some peoples kids..
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I hope you at least give him a snickers bar at least after doing that dookie love. u gotta wine and dine but in reverse, just like it will feel like a reverse poop when giving it to him.
If you're going to do a rape at least be a gentleman about it. jeez.. some peoples kids..
I'll hit up the commissary and hook my boy up with a snickers bar.
