User Controls

If you could be anyone in the world

  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've never wanted to be anyone other than myself to be honest.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I wanna be wariat
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You wish you were me instead of some tranny chasing meth addict loser

    meth is awesome and so are trannies. I love my life. you don't even play Java minecraft or smoke weed . You just sit around all day jerking off to god knows what probably some boring nonce shit and play shitty old games, not even good games like Spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated or final fantasy crystal chronicles (the best final fantasy) you're just a shitty sony console fanboy faggot that has never been into real PC gaming.

    You're a casual loser that post on the shittiest 4chan boards, have shitty taste in music and horrible opinions. Your life is a joke and the world would be better if you got corona virus and died. That's why I want to be you so I could rid the world of your mediocre faggotry wanting to poop in diapers and fuck little boys, fuck you.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood meth is awesome and so are trannies. I love my life. you don't even play Java minecraft or smoke weed . You just sit around all day jerking off to god knows what probably some boring nonce shit and play shitty old games, not even good games like Spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated or final fantasy crystal chronicles (the best final fantasy) you're just a shitty sony console fanboy faggot that has never been into real PC gaming.

    You're a casual loser that post on the shittiest 4chan boards, have shitty taste in music and horrible opinions. Your life is a joke and the world would be better if you got corona virus and died. That's why I want to be you so I could rid the world of your mediocre faggotry wanting to poop in diapers and fuck little boys, fuck you.

    Basically this. Lil cuzin hicky will be among the first to die in the dimensional merge. He will be compressed into the same being as all of the other boring Keenans
  6. #26
    I'm gonna have sex with all his favorite anime characters when the merge is complete. They don't want anything to do with some loser sony console casual fanboy faggot that plays shitty games on a shitty CRT for the TRUE AND HONEST experience. Like you are only supposed to play with a CRT for certain games not shitty PS2 games that try to have EPIC HIGH DEF TEXTURES. It's for shit like the super NES or PS1 but he thinks Ps2 games which were designed with WIDESCREEN settings because CRT was even outdated when his gay sony games came out.

    What a fucking idiot. Just because YOU had a CRT in 2005 doesn't mean everyone else was a poor faggot like you. It's not hardcore gamer nostalgia, it's just babby infantile HURRR I REMEMBER WHEN I PLAYED SHITTY GAMES ON MY SHITTY TV BECAUSE MY MOM WAS TOO BUSY FUCKING NIGGERS AND MY DAD RAN AWAY BECAUSE HE KNEW I WOULD NEVER GROW UP TO PLAY JAVA MINECRAFT. That's why he wants to poop in diapers I bet he considers that part of vaporwave 2005 culture too, smh.

    And i thought my childhood sucked. No wonder he's perpetually triggered. I almost want to feel bad for someone that lived such a shitty life but he's so brainwashed that I think he deserves it for being such a retard.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    >merge

    what are you dongs even talking about
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor Basically this. Lil cuzin hicky will be among the first to die in the dimensional merge. He will be compressed into the same being as all of the other boring Keenans

    Pretty much this. He goes on about how he hates everyone on this site except for 2 pedophiles and how everyone is boring and a normie, when in actuality he's one of the most boring people here. He's afraid of black people so he stays in his moms house, he thinks he's asian, he thinks having unprotected with women while smoking weed equals aids.

    He's private messaged me whining to me like 50 times asking me why I can't be more like him and to check out some dumb noise group. I like noise music but I'd go crazy if thats all I listened to. His gay ass listens to backstreet boys and not even realizing the reason why he likes them so much because he's stuck in 12 year old mindset.

    But hey don't worry lil cuzin hiki, we ain't madatcha!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm gonna have sex with all his favorite anime characters when the merge is complete. They don't want anything to do with some loser sony console casual fanboy faggot that plays shitty games on a shitty CRT for the TRUE AND HONEST experience. Like you are only supposed to play with a CRT for certain games not shitty PS2 games that try to have EPIC HIGH DEF TEXTURES. It's for shit like the super NES or PS1 but he thinks Ps2 games which were designed with WIDESCREEN settings because CRT was even outdated when his gay sony games came out.

    What a fucking idiot. Just because YOU had a CRT in 2005 doesn't mean everyone else was a poor faggot like you. It's not hardcore gamer nostalgia, it's just babby infantile HURRR I REMEMBER WHEN I PLAYED SHITTY GAMES ON MY SHITTY TV BECAUSE MY MOM WAS TOO BUSY FUCKING NIGGERS AND MY DAD RAN AWAY BECAUSE HE KNEW I WOULD NEVER GROW UP TO PLAY JAVA MINECRAFT. That's why he wants to poop in diapers I bet he considers that part of vaporwave 2005 culture too, smh.

    And i thought my childhood sucked. No wonder he's perpetually triggered. I almost want to feel bad for someone that lived such a shitty life but he's so brainwashed that I think he deserves it for being such a retard.

    It's just he was raised by his grandparents and they bought him a playstation strictly to get him out of their hair because even his mom and fake asian dad didn't want to deal with him. Thats why he's so jelly of people that actually have sex, party, go do fun things. He talks about music so much but he's never even been to a show because it would require his mom to hold his hand and he knows everyone will look at him like a gay nerd.

    I mean can you imagine being thirty and the only interaction you've had in public was pushing carts at walmart and he couldn't even pull that off.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by aldra >merge

    what are you dongs even talking about

    The dimensional merge, it's real and happening. Corona virus, cancel culture, all the crazy shit happening in the world right now can be attributed to the merge. Japan is internal is going to die without ever getting to meet his favorite anime or video game characters.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The Dimensional Merge is when our dimension merges with the C-197 dimension which contains all fictional characters like super heroes, transformers and OC's



    This is how it's gonna go down



    According to my research C-197 also contains all the physical bodies of plurals and they will seek out their hosts. I can't wait to meet our nation of plurals. Our fractal plurality will be the largest standing army on Earth.

    The plurals have been kidnapping and absorbing the souls of users of this forum for many years now. Everyone that has died here has had their souls turned into plurals to be part of our collective consciousness. Actor, Sploo and Malice all exist as plurals in C-197 and will be brought back to life thanks to our efforts.



    You better start praying to the Console Patron Units if you want to survive the merge. It's coming and nobody can stop it.

  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The dimensional merge, it's real and happening. Corona virus, cancel culture, all the crazy shit happening in the world right now can be attributed to the merge. Japan is internal is going to die without ever getting to meet his favorite anime or video game characters.

    This merge is going to be of epic biblical proportions, we're just getting started.
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ya pen is internal = hts
  13. #33
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never wanted to be anyone other than myself to be honest.

    You love being a titty baby who dont pay child support.
  14. #34
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    SHIT THRED
  15. #35
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I'd want to be the man whose hood is put in my hood. Because of his many fresh hot takes here on NIS. A gem of the community.
  16. #36
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The dimensional merge, it's real and happening. Corona virus, cancel culture, all the crazy shit happening in the world right now can be attributed to the merge. Japan is internal is going to die without ever getting to meet his favorite anime or video game characters.

    who wrote dat on d napkin
  17. #37
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Does that one dude left from Heaven's Gate know that the Dimensional Merge jacked their logo?
  18. #38
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by street_carp Does that one dude left from Heaven's Gate know that the Dimensional Merge jacked their logo?

    Yeah, i think he was considering legal action. How do i know this? I watched a video on Heaven's Gate and they e-mailed the guy lol. Apparently you can just send him an email.

    Also i think it was a rapper that jacked the logo first. Obviously the guy doesn't know Scron stole their logo too.
  19. #39
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Yeah, i think he was considering legal action. How do i know this? I watched a video on Heaven's Gate and they e-mailed the guy lol. Apparently you can just send him an email.

    Also i think it was a rapper that jacked the logo first. Obviously the guy doesn't know Scron stole their logo too.

    I had a bit of an email exchange with him about 10 years ago. One of my side hobbies in my teens and 20's was emailing famous/infamous people who are known to reply personally. The most interesting ones were Henry Rollins and Noam Chomsky. It kind of lost its charm when twitter became a big deal though.
  20. #40
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lebron, cuz dat nigga got a billion dollas from China, then Ide run for prezident and get awards for making the most executive orders.

    the first one would be if you aint for the american way ur outa here
Jump to Top