Hi! I'm Shell, AMA

1. 2020-07-18 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   Shell Yung Blood
   Hey everybody I hope you're doing well. I'm new to this blogging thing so I hope I'm doing this right. I was going to try to write a diary post like Fona does, but I know some of yall would troll me badly, so instead this will be an AMA.
2. 2020-07-18 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   can we see ur tittys?
3. 2020-07-18 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   All blogggers are required to post nekkid pictures of themselves.
   
   It's the law.
4. 2020-07-18 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   how did you meet fona?
   
   does he still do clown stuff?
5. 2020-07-18 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Do you like nigger dicks in your ass?
6. 2020-07-18 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   How do we know you're the real shell?
7. 2020-07-18 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   Shell Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Sudo how did you meet fona?
   
   does he still do clown stuff?

   
   We were attending some of the same rehab classes and anonymous meetings. After one of the meetings I saw him digging around in sand-buckets for spent cigarettes, I asked him what the hell he was doing and offered him a new cigarette. I still remember he played it off and claimed that partially smoked cigarettes have a "more sophisticated and aged smokey flavor", but he took me up on the offer and we stood there chatting over our smokes.
   
   Fona is always clowning, although I did make him get rid of those damn shoes.
   
   

   Originally posted by HTS How do we know you're the real shell?

   
   I asked Drew and he said you could always call the fona phone and ask him yourself