2020-07-18 at 1:56 PM UTC
Folks, avian take unnecessary risks... They do this for their own amusement, the adrenaline makes them feel high.πβ€
2020-07-18 at 2:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
Folks, avian take unnecessary risks… They do this for their own amusement, the adrenaline makes them feel high.πβ€
I swear I have thought this many times before. I think itβs a game for them.
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2020-07-18 at 2:16 PM UTC
I used to slow down thinking I was gonna hit them, but they always win, so I just cruise along now.
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2020-07-18 at 3:34 PM UTC
I speed up and shake my death-rattle when I see fvcking birbs. Speaking of animals having fun, I was watching PBS with my marm and they were showing how these dolphins are so playful and ornery that they use pufferfish as balls to throw and play catch with. They pick those puffer fish up in their mouths to carry them and throw them out of. If they were to bite too hard the puffer would get torn and seep out fatal neurotoxin but the dolphins are willing to take that risk for a little fun. And they are such smooth operators this pretty much never happens, they rarely even injure the fish
Dolphins truly enjoy pushing it to the limit in all respects, son.
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2020-07-18 at 3:42 PM UTC
Get a job, dillweed duck.
2020-07-18 at 4:12 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I tapped a turkey in the ass with my headlight te other morning when i saw his crazy ass decide to race me to the crossing and yes I gassed the truck so as to give him a challange,, knocked a few tail feathers off him but he was fine,, he was lucky I was going to work or he woulda been fried the fuck up had I been going home
