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  1. #41
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by cigreting how can women even tell if a dude has one on or not. as a dude i used to be able to tell. me dik wood go limp if i had 2 use one wen i was drunk

    You can’t be serious, right? You’re some kind of couples counselor and you don’t know if a woman can feel a condom or not?

    Here, let me help you. Put a condom on your fingers, then rub it across your skin rapidly for an hour, let me know how it feels.

    Not sure if you know this either but that’s not a true comparison because woman have natural lubricants. But, damn, you go at it for a bit, it doesn’t matter how lubricated it is.
  2. #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  3. #43
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra how the fuck does a tampon cut anything

    sounds like your helmet didn't meet manufacturing standards

    There was probably a lot of other things in there too. Likely some bottle caps is what did it
  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo There was probably a lot of other things in there too. Likely some bottle caps is what did it

  5. #45
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    That's the second time I've seen this on the internet today. I just use spit
  6. #46
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Technologist You can’t be serious, right? You’re some kind of couples counselor and you don’t know if a woman can feel a condom or not?

    Here, let me help you. Put a condom on your fingers, then rub it across your skin rapidly for an hour, let me know how it feels.

    Not sure if you know this either but that’s not a true comparison because woman have natural lubricants. But, damn, you go at it for a bit, it doesn’t matter how lubricated it is.

    im not a couples counselor, i give consultations to men on how to not be a pussy bitch around women. I dont do any interactions with women, society and big daddy government take care of them 100%
  7. #47
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by cigreting im not a couples counselor, i give consultations to men on how to not be a pussy bitch around women. I dont do any interactions with women, society and big daddy government take care of them 100%


    I could have sworn you said you counseled couples. Hmmmm.

    Yes, please spread the word about the evils of women. Men cannot think for themselves, you must show them the way😁

    Anddddd, nobody has taken care of me, but me.
  8. #48
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    look at ubisoft what women can do to men or even high poeer hgih class men who simply just need some love in their lives or want to get some which is a eprfectly normal and nature thing in the animal kingdom.
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat look at ubisoft what women can do to men or even high poeer hgih class men who simply just need some love in their lives or want to get some which is a eprfectly normal and nature thing in the animal kingdom.

    You just called all men animals.
  10. #50
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it is called what females are wired ro like animals gold digging and wanting protection or someone with the goods so to speak. just like in animal kingdom they look for assets.
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat it is called what females are wired ro like animals gold digging and wanting protection or someone with the goods so to speak. just like in animal kingdom they look for assets.

    Well, THAT I have to agree with.
  12. #52
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I also look for ASSets in a potential lover
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist I could have sworn you said you counseled couples. Hmmmm.

    Yes, please spread the word about the evils of women. Men cannot think for themselves, you must show them the way😁

    Anddddd, nobody has taken care of me, but me.

    Masturbation?
  14. #54
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Honestly more power to them women, I have the wit and the money and I kinda know how to use My Little American Penis so I can't complain. That's one perk of being a handsome and well tanned individual and franky I wouldn't have it any other way.
  15. #55
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Technologist I could have sworn you said you counseled couples. Hmmmm.

    Yes, please spread the word about the evils of women. Men cannot think for themselves, you must show them the way😁

    Anddddd, nobody has taken care of me, but me.

    The problem is society, government and Hollywood movies and actors tells men to act like pussy faggots and talk about their feelings and be sensitive when women want exactly the opposite of that
  16. #56
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Technologist I could have sworn you said you counseled couples. Hmmmm.

    Yes, please spread the word about the evils of women. Men cannot think for themselves, you must show them the way😁

    Anddddd, nobody has taken care of me, but me.

    I spread the truth of womens instinct and ways. They cant help it and many dont even understand why they go for the "bad boys". Its called thousands of years of evolution and survival instincts to lock down the most aggressive male in order to survive. I could learn you real good if you want PM me and ill tell you like it is
  17. #57
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting I spread the truth of womens instinct and ways. They cant help it and many dont even understand why they go for the "bad boys". Its called thousands of years of evolution and survival instincts to lock down the most aggressive male in order to survive. I could learn you real good if you want PM me and ill tell you like it is

    ur grampspsa is an bad boi in bed he sutch an fageet
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