POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
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got a bj from a 4 year old when i was 6 and I never saw her again,, I looked you can believe that,, fucked up thing is I didnt even know that could be done,, she was a shocker
Originally posted by POLECAT
got a bj from a 4 year old when i was 6 and I never saw her again,, I looked you can believe that,, fucked up thing is I didnt even know that could be done,, she was a shocker
Would you even have a knob as a 6-year old?? More like noodle, no?
Having to talk to social workers at school and lie about the illegal operations going on at my house. I even knew who called them so I said to the worker "I know who called you guys it was Byron right?" and he said he can't say who contacted them and I had to spin some story to protect my parents and their retarded lifestyle.
It was nice getting out of class for an hour though. Sometimes they even brought me snacks in an attempt to get me to open up to them
My mom showing up at the house randomly after being missing for a year covered in dirt and emaciated and me having to feed her and let her into the house even though I told her she had to leave because I didn't want her there (idk why I said that, i was probably just being salty) but she just curled up on the couch and didn't move for a few days. My dad felt bad for her and let her stay.
Another memory;
coming home after spending the weekend with a friend and the house was trashed and my dad was crying saying he spent his paycheck on cocaine and hookers and there was no money left for rent or food.
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Coming home from school and the house stinks like weed, weed all over the floor and there are lots of sketchy gangster types around. My dad pulled me aside and said the FOBK just robbed a grow house and needed a place to dry and stash it and they paid him in crack to let them use our place.
I thought it was cool at the time but it was pretty fucked up looking back at it all. I skipped school to help hold down the house and make sure nobody broke in to rob us. I was ready to stab anyone who tried to come in.
Having to steal food from the grocery store because I didn't eat for a few days and my parents were busy at a crack house. Also there was no power so i couldn't cook anything. I don't remember what I stole probably candy or chips or something
I used to have really long hair when I was a kid because I was classic rocker that listened to ACDC and led zeppelin. One time a crack head came into my room when I was asleep, saw my long hair and tried to molest me because he thought I was a girl. He tried to play it off like he was intoxicated and went into the wrong room.
Later he got locked up and I yoinked his computer. There was a bunch of nonce material on it, mostly young teen stuff but there was also some nude pictures of kids. Also the paris hilton sex tape which was cool. But it was fucked up because he babysat our neighbors kids and they were really young.
He killed himself a few years later. My dad still flirts with the mom of those kids on Facebook.
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