Kanye West 'bows out of presidential race'

1. 2020-07-15 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck you I just decided we are going to have a comedy tour you and me.
   
   Something like Abbott and Costello type thing.
   
   We get on stage and sit in chairs looking at each other and I say "hey why did the chicken cross the road?"
   
   And you say "I dont know, why?"
   
   Me: because it wanted to
   
   You: oh ok
   
   Me: yeah but that's not funny
   
   You: it kinda is though
   
   Me: how? Its stupid
   
   You: because I was expecting a funnier thing
   
   Me: well that's your first problem all you do is expect things
   
   You: non sequitur
   
   Me: shut up
   
   You: fine
   
   Me:
   
   You:
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • itybit
2. 2020-07-15 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   People would laugh. (at us not with us)
   
   ETA: Oh and if anyone was telling anyone to shut up it would be me telling you to shut up.
3. 2020-07-15 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Estimated Time of Arrival?
4. 2020-07-15 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Edited to add.
5. 2020-07-15 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well that's the bit.
6. 2020-07-15 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Has the train arrived at Paddington station yet my dear?
7. 2020-07-15 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Has the train arrived at your moms asshole yes it has . Chugga chugga choo choo
8. 2020-07-15 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Has the train arrived at your moms asshole yes it has . Chugga chugga choo choo

   
   Arrived, unloaded and now en-route to your mouth.
9. 2020-07-15 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Arrived, unloaded and now en-route to your mouth.

   
   😲<-- me
10. 2020-07-16 at 10:54 AM UTC

    #30
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 TRUMP IS TOAST.
    
    Check any poll you like…even Fox News polls admit it.

    
    2016 called.
    
    they want their polls back.
11. 2020-07-16 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Typical stereotypical nig...quits.
12. 2020-07-16 at 12:03 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 2016 called.
    
    they want their polls back.

    
    Shut up, Nonce.