2020-07-15 at 1:16 AM UTC
Your mom was telling me all about it, until the ashtray slipped off her ass.
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2020-07-15 at 1:20 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Just get some trifocals.
If they fuck up you be blind man.
2020-07-15 at 1:30 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I guess I could try out some real glasses before making a decision
2020-07-15 at 1:59 AM UTC
Not worth it at all. It's like if you dont know what you're missing then youre not really missing it. I mean that sincerely. Just assume that you can see in as highly vivid colors as possible, as you are. Then no big deal. If anything maybe give your dogs lasik so they can see color or whatever. But dogs dont care. Out of sight , literally, out of mind.