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thinking about getting lasik surgery, anyone know anything about it?

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    4500 for both eyes
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Your mom was telling me all about it, until the ashtray slipped off her ass.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that was a sweet post
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just get some trifocals.
    If they fuck up you be blind man.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I guess I could try out some real glasses before making a decision
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    G African Astronaut
    Research your doctor extensively, 1 tiny error & it can really tweak your vision worse than before. I had my left eye done & now I get chronic dryness which I never had pre-Lasik. I know how to stay on top of it now but @ first it was murder. I'd wake up & have to pry my eye open as I ripped my fucking cornea off.

    Recurrent Corneal Erosion is basically your eye gets so dry the membrane sticks to your eyelid & is being ripped off every blink, horrible shit.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurrent_corneal_erosion
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not worth it at all. It's like if you dont know what you're missing then youre not really missing it. I mean that sincerely. Just assume that you can see in as highly vivid colors as possible, as you are. Then no big deal. If anything maybe give your dogs lasik so they can see color or whatever. But dogs dont care. Out of sight , literally, out of mind.
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