Remember when Douglas monks assured us that the Corona virus was a hoax?

1. 2020-07-15 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Meanwhile, Texas is getting decimated..but dougie still always goes maskless to the nearest watering hole.❤👍
2. 2020-07-15 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   He's right, ball chin
3. 2020-07-15 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He's right, ball chin

   
   Canada has contained it better than the States.
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   • Sudo
4. 2020-07-15 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I know, it's sad isn't it? Barely anyone died :(
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   • WellHung
5. 2020-07-15 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I know, it's sad isn't it? Barely anyone died :(

   
   🙂
6. 2020-07-15 at 3:12 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   Monks is clearly immune to things that fail the average human, let the man bask in his superiority.
7. 2020-07-15 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   opie is scared of a telephone so its not surprising hes scared of the hoax-flu too. keep pushing the limit Keenan 👍
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   • kroz
8. 2020-07-15 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   Fuck masks,
   
   I'm sticking to wearing my work lanyard w/ the jazzy DoD,FBI,MIB,Illuminati-esque logo/crest on it. Looking really stern & official as I dart in & out after ransacking the cereal aisle w/ lightening efficiency.
   
   If by chance I forget my lanyard I have mastered "I don't speak English" in 3 languages Spanish,German & Arabic which has spared me any mask drama since the covid onset.
   
   If the subject looks any type of cultured I hit'em w/ German or Arabic as they may know Spanish. I blasted some poor teenager manning the door @ Foodlion w/ the double whammy, I went in briskly w/ lanyard extended in my left stiff arm out not unlike the Heisman Trophy pose & a harshly guttural Arabic statement. He cowered away in fear lol. But hey I had to have those Fruity Pebbles w/ marshmallow son lol.
   
   
9. 2020-07-15 at 3:56 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   still haven't died yet, I'm going to go donate plasma tomorrow because I'm helping save lives. I was deferred for 2 months because I had a fever they said but I felt fine and I'm still not dead, yet. Pretty sure something else will kill me other than the hoax, mask are for fags. I think its funny how I walk down the street and people will walk into traffic just to get away from me, but I will also have sweet old ladies at 6 in the morning jogging asking me how I'm doing, they aren't afraid.
   
   
10. 2020-07-15 at 4:02 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    If only Douglass was compensated for donating herpes to all the local bar whores.
11. 2020-07-15 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 If only Douglass was compensated for donating herpes to all the local bar whores.

    
    You wish you could do that lil dick larry
12. 2020-07-15 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes, Douglass. I wish my cock was so small when flaccid that I soaked my balls in piss right before I took a local tank back to the hangar.
13. 2020-07-15 at 4:10 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yes, Douglass. I wish my cock was so small when flaccid that I soaked my balls in piss right before I took a local tank back to the hangar.

    
    You need to stick to your day job, comedy isn't your fine point, chicken.
14. 2020-07-15 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes, Douglass. I wish I could have my father pay my rent while being an std certified rock star.
15. 2020-07-15 at 4:18 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    why is it short dudes with small dicks always come after me.. the world will never know..
16. 2020-07-15 at 4:33 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes, Douglass. I'm short and have a small dick. Your credibility increases with every post.
17. 2020-07-15 at 4:37 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yes, Douglass. I'm short and have a small dick. Your credibility increases with every post.

    
    Hey at least you can admit it.
18. 2020-07-15 at 4:40 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Great post, blisterbro.
19. 2020-07-15 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Great post, blisterbro.

    
    thanks, chicken.
20. 2020-07-15 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    No problem, Twinkerbell.