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Hitman - Absolution Free on GOG

  1. #1
    Site seems fucked up at the moment though

    https://www.gog.com
  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can download this cracked full ISO from hundreds of other sites.

    Just search Google for Hitman Absolution ISO.
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can download this cracked full ISO from hundreds of other sites.

    Just search Google for Hitman Absolution ISO.

    Shutaup you

    this is jiggaboos thred
  4. #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Shutaup you

    this is jiggaboos thred

    That didn't scare Jiggaboo.
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hitman game is for children, are you getting this for you're nephew keenan?
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I only really like the first three games but the newer ones are fun too because you can just play them as mass shooter simulators instead of stealth assassin games.

    It's a rip roar of a good time trying to get a big gun past security into a swanky party and then mowing them all down and having a shootout with police.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare Jiggaboo.

    But it scared you
  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls But it scared you

    Stop shitting up topical forums or I'll delete your entire hard drive and bios.
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Stop shitting up topical forums or I'll delete your entire hard drive and bios.

    You can’t do shit old man
  10. #10
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Don't push him to the limit.
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Don't push him to the limit.

    I’ll push him past the point of no return
  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Stop shitting up topical forums or I'll delete your entire hard drive and bios.

    I was reading some sketchy links about the dimensional merge and one I clicked started auto downloading an app on my phone so I quickly ran over to the modem and unplugged it.

    Then I reset my phone. Nice try hackers but you can stop any kind of attack by just turning your Internet off.

    EZ
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was reading some sketchy links about the dimensional merge and one I clicked started auto downloading an app on my phone so I quickly ran over to the modem and unplugged it.

    Then I reset my phone. Nice try hackers but you can stop any kind of attack by just turning your Internet off.

    EZ

    Clearly you've never seen Terminator 3 or Superman 3.
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nice try hackers but you can stop any kind of attack by just turning your Internet off.

    EZ

    O_Rly? You never heard of BadBIOS? Acoustic mesh networking. 20bps with a 65-foot range. Inaudible to the human ear. Your device doesn't need to be on or connected. Works like a charm. See that white van across the street?
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