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My father and sister are functioning alcoholics...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Their matching Sam Adams t-shirts are symbolic.
  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Why aren't you functioning?
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    functioning is gay
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  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *mashes f5 key*
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    What does the F5 key do?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun What does the F5 key do?

    Depends on how you have your functions set up. For me it extends a gadget arm out of my keyboard that strokes me off while uttering audio clips of DTE.
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  7. #7
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Depends on how you have your functions set up. For me it extends a gadget arm out of my keyboard that strokes me off while uttering audio clips of DTE.

    Damn, funny shit! I did BWAHAHAHAHA!
  8. #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    A family of losers.

    Ha ha
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its really not funny. Its painful. It's a robotic arm and it sucks at giving a handjob but I have weird fetishes so whatever.
  10. #10
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Its really not funny. Its painful. It's a robotic arm and it sucks at giving a handjob but I have weird fetishes so whatever.

    But you hit the F5 key.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun But you hit the F5 key.



    Originally posted by mmQ I have weird fetishes so whatever.
  12. #12
    Octavian motherfucker
    .
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  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣😍
  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Do they just drink beer
  15. #15
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Why are they better than you?
  16. #16
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    id drink a beer with you're sister and daddio for sure, unless they are too scared to pick up the phone like you, Keenan.

    id kiss you're sister in the lip like i do shell. Sex E
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    gmm...
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