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  1. #21
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Solstice Quit your job and sell your girls orifices to niggers full time

    That don't pay well.
  2. #22
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Cly Tech, you know how, idk why you just don't tell him

    She said drink detox drinks.
    Those fucking suck though cuz u gotta chug a 90 ounce bottle of putrid vitamin cocktail then fill the bottle back up with water and drink that but do it 4 or 5 times.
    Then I am just suppose to walk into a damn interview and somehow keep it together without letting the swimming pool I just drank rupture my intestines.
  3. #23
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Tech is a fucking dog.
  4. #24
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Cly Tech is a fucking dog.

    Tru dat.

  5. #25
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She said drink detox drinks.
    Those fucking suck though cuz u gotta chug a 90 ounce bottle of putrid vitamin cocktail then fill the bottle back up with water and drink that but do it 4 or 5 times.
    Then I am just suppose to walk into a damn interview and somehow keep it together without letting the swimming pool I just drank rupture my intestines.

    I've never had a job interview where they piss test you during the interview or right after lol wow

    What they'll do is narrow it down to a few candidates and then call you and if you accept it they will probably tell you to go to a place and take a piss test.

    I've had so many and even when I was on probation I did it this way and it's worked every time. I've done both fake piss that you buy and use friends piss, both works. Put about 3 oz into a small bottle and put it between your butthole and your saq with 2 pairs of white tighties. Itll keep it in the 90 to 100 degree range ( that is the range on the test strip they will use) for at least an hour and a half.
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