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The day my daughters mom flipped out

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't exactly remember what made me remember this memory but It's stuck with me for several years now

    Okay well as I've mentioned she's a very manipulative girl my daughters mom, but anyways. When the girl was 3 or so we actually went out to eat with her and she is pretty behaved so it was cool, It was a good time. I love oysters with a lil tabasco and lemon juice and horse radish, damn good.

    And we then went to the mall and I'm not a fan but I was just with them to hang out so whatever, but afterwards she wanted to get her car washed so we went to the exxon or whatever to one of those drive thru washes and she paid but there was dude in the big van in front of us I guess he realized he could fit or some but started backing out and my daughters mom wash honking going "NO NO NO NO!"
    And then right before he hit us she screamed at the top of her lungs YOOOOUUUUA AAAAASSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOLEEE!!!! she screamed so long she was still screaming that after he hit us.

    And Mary started crying I was sitting in the back seat with her so I held her real quickly but my daughters mom got out of the car and so did the guy in the van and the guy in the van was like this lil brown immigrant lookin gont, and my daughters mom is screaming at the guy but the guy barely knows english obviously lol

    But after all of that when we were driving back home I was like weeel im glad it all turned out all right.. but had you not taken me out for lunch I would of called the cops on you for scary Mary.
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  2. #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Are you telling me that you're the calm and reasonable parent?

    Dear god
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Are you telling me that you're the calm and reasonable parent?

    Dear god

    I've never acted like that in front of her. Just spanked her once.
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Pro-tip, spanking ain't right. And before you say: I turned out ok. Well it wasn't right then either. And i'll pre-empt you this one too. "That's rich coming from a chomo". It's very rich indeed, but it doesn't make it less true.

    Also, your baby momma sounds a lot like my gf she has a temper too. The only difference is my gf isn't old enough to get her drivers license. Ok alright, carry on.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Pro-tip, spanking ain't right. And before you say: I turned out ok. Well it wasn't right then either. And i'll pre-empt you this one too. "That's rich coming from a chomo". It's very rich indeed, but it doesn't make it less true.

    Also, your baby momma sounds a lot like my gf she has a temper too. The only difference is my gf isn't old enough to get her drivers license. Ok alright, carry on.

    pretty sure spanking is right. you can't let your kids walk all over you. and definitely shouldn't have sex with them you chomo.
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