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I'm in a virtual prison

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.businessinsider.com/prisoners-could-serve-1000-year-sentence-in-85-hours-in-the-future-2014-3

    I knew it.
    For so much of my life I have had this feeling of being in a virtual reality simulation.
    I have felt that this reality is just a simulation and the real reality is beyond this.
    I may very well be in a virtual prison right now, or something.
    It makes sense, because everything in this reality is shit and I'm stuck with really awful people like you all.
    Talking to you scumbag is my punishment for whatever I did in the real reality.
    Man, I must have done something major.
  2. #2
    You're in a racecar bed
  3. #3
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Actually I'm sitting on a couch
  4. #4
    street_carp African Astronaut
    You probably diddle kids in reality just like you do in the matrix.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Octavian motherfucker
    FUCKING STATE OF THAT COCK NOSE!!!!











  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    OP has a cock nose and lips like Corey Fieldman.

    Most hated person on NIS



    ***unsubscribes***
  7. #7
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I'm gonna put op in the ninja cutie fryer.
  8. #8
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Dealing with my adoring fan/stalker chintavian dicknose mc villanbrows surely is one horric mkultra tier punishment.

    I must have tortured an infant to death in the real world.
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