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sometimes i wanna spaz out

  1. #1
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    and flop onto random people like a fish flopping around on land,and non-sexuallly hump their leg or sommething.


    am i schizo, i really have no actual violent tendencies tho, just weird ones
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I dont think you know what the word schizo means.. but yes i like to act like a crazy fish sometimes
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    Interesting, whenever I have a new woman one of my requirements is she lay on the bed silent and motionless while I flop like a fish beside her for a few mins (usually staying "I'm a fish" over and over). Her reaction determines if the relationship will continue or not.
  4. #4
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Interesting, whenever I have a new woman one of my requirements is she lay on the bed silent and motionless while I flop like a fish beside her for a few mins (usually staying "I'm a fish" over and over). Her reaction determines if the relationship will continue or not.

    What's a good reaction?
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Greek Style What's a good reaction?

    Doing as she was told...laying completely still and silent. If they laugh or ask what the fuck I'm doing they clearly have problems following directions.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of the lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...... yea, thats normal.

    make sure you do it to the biggest, dumbest, darkest nigger with the most gold teeth at the gay bar for best effect.

    CANT YOU JUST BE NICE?
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