I've only slept with 5 females

1. 2020-07-05 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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2. 2020-07-05 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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3. 2020-07-05 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   shut the fuck up, nigger.
4. 2020-07-05 at 2:43 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   what do you see is "the point" of sex? Is it intimacy, procreation, a release...what do you see its function as in your life?
5. 2020-07-05 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #5
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   how old r yee
6. 2020-07-05 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by filtration Am I a beta male. Also, I am not a massive fan of sex, I can only get an errection via watching porn, sex does nothing for me.
   
   I had sex with 3 women before I was 16, then when I was 21, then last year. Are you faggots proud?

   
   I thought you were suiciding?
7. 2020-07-05 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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8. 2020-07-05 at 3:43 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Quit lying.
   
   It's only really been 4 women insofar as your momma don't count.
9. 2020-07-05 at 3:46 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Quit lying.
   
   It's only really been 4 women insofar as your momma don't count.

   
   That is not how you use 'insofar as'
10. 2020-07-05 at 3:47 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Grow up,u geriatric simp. Jesus Christ
11. 2020-07-05 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That is not how you use 'insofar as'

    
    Would the correct usage be "Your mom doesn't count insofar as women are concerned"? I'm seeing examples, but the phrase feels almost cumbersome compared to less try-hard phrases.
12. 2020-07-05 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Nonce Houston
    I've slept with more, what a loser.
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13. 2020-07-05 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    who fucking cares. this is some gay ass shit to be depressed about OP.
14. 2020-07-05 at 9:27 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That is five more than me.
15. 2020-07-05 at 10:26 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryIVer Would the correct usage be "Your mom doesn't count insofar as women are concerned"? I'm seeing examples, but the phrase feels almost cumbersome compared to less try-hard phrases.

    
    There's really no equivalent as flexible in modern English. It didn't sound cumbersome 200 years ago when people innately understood what it meant and how to use it. It's like calling someone 'sie' or 'thou'.
    
    "Your mom insofar as I know is a whore"
    
    "Your mom is a whore insofar that she sucks off truckers behind the Arby's"
16. 2020-07-06 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    so what, consider yourself lucky you didnt get fucked over by some bitch getting pregnant on purpose. Youd be a slave for the next 18 years and poor as fuck. Also if you slept with more sluts you could have got stds. Plus there comes the drama of having to deal with the retarded opposite sex. Females mental capacity is that of a 6 year old
17. 2020-07-06 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace There's really no equivalent as flexible in modern English. It didn't sound cumbersome 200 years ago when people innately understood what it meant and how to use it. It's like calling someone 'sie' or 'thou'.
    
    "Your mom insofar as I know is a whore"
    
    "Your mom is a whore insofar that she sucks off truckers behind the Arby's"

    
    
    
    Your sentence "Your mom insofar as I know is a whore" is incorrect, English scholar.
    
    It should have 2 commas and 1 period.
    
    The proper sentence should read "Your mom, insofar as I know, is a whore.
    
    You're welcome.
18. 2020-07-06 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Your sentence "Your mom insofar as I know is a whore" is incorrect, English scholar.
    
    It should have 2 commas and 1 period.
    
    The proper sentence should read "Your mom, insofar as I know, is a whore.
    
    You're welcome.

    
    Oh, so you're one of those people who sticks commas everywhere, aren't you? Yeah, I think you are. You, yeah you, use commas wherever because you think it makes you seem smarter, like HEY, look at me, I can use commas
    
    Real experts use semicolons; this is how you use them
19. 2020-07-06 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I slept with 40 slutz and 10 nice girls over the years,,, oh and one slutty nice mean retarded girl
20. 2020-07-07 at 12:02 AM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    now rick and I are laughing about her cuz she would get up on the car trailer every evening and sing in her retarded little voice and all the cats and dogs would gather around the trailer and listen to her like it was wonderful stuff