Fona's July 4th 2020 Freedom Special

1. 2020-07-04 at 12:54 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Good morning fellow free Americans.
   Today I am going to celibate my freedom by going kayaking/tubing with Chell out of the river.
   I love sitting in a hot plastic boat on these mid 90 degree days burning my skin organ off with radiation.
   Its actually really fun and relaxing. I just hope there aren't a bunch of dick head teenagers and children running around where I am trying to have my solitude.
   After that I hope to procure me some ice cream and lemonade and sit around being lazy.
   At some point this weekend I have to get to my dad's house and pick up a floor jack so I can work on my car and drive it next week when I get my license.
   All this supertech isn't going to add itself.
   Im kinda bummed I can't take a phone out on the water with me but the last time I did that I couldn't get any pics of video off it anyways as it got wet and stopped working.
   Last night I played some CS:GO for awhile and I might try and work on improving my K/D ratio and maybe starting a clan.
   My life is going pretty good right now and I can't complain too awfully much.
   Sure hope I don't get covid this weekend.
   They issued a mandatory mask order but I dont know anyone or know anyone who knows anyone who has it.
   Im pretty sure it is all just made up, after all it is an election year.
   I hope you all enjoy your day today.
   Celebrate your freedoms and spend time with your families.
   I love you guys.
   TTYL
2. 2020-07-04 at 12:58 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'm gonna blow up your house on Minecraft fuck you bitch faggot
3. 2020-07-04 at 1:51 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   it is utterly unamerican to not celebrate 4th of july by firing hundreds of rounds around in the name of 2A.
4. 2020-07-04 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
5. 2020-07-04 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to eat LSD, drink liquor, smoke weed and set off explosives.
6. 2020-07-04 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm not sure If I'm going to do anything. sometimes I do sometimes I don't. last fourth of july I was pretty tired to be honest because I partied the night before.
   
   last night my buddy cooked habenero chicken and we jammed out. We were doing that one offspring song "original prankster" with method man, or was it red man?
   
   knock down the walls its alive in you!
7. 2020-07-04 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to eat LSD, drink liquor, smoke weed and set off explosives.

   
   So edgy and original, you dominated assclown.
8. 2020-07-04 at 2:44 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Solstice set off explosives.

   
   im doing this to fonaplats house in minecraft rn
9. 2020-07-04 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #9
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   I'm going to drink beer and blow confetti in Animal Crossing
10. 2020-07-04 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell and I just floated down the river.
    Lots of fun.
    
11. 2020-07-04 at 6:01 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    chell touched me in the dirigible while i kissed her in the lip she taste like chery koala and charcoal we are going to kiss again later
12. 2020-07-04 at 6:47 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i blew up your house
13. 2020-07-04 at 6:48 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i blew up your house

    
    its okay. I am using obbe's house.
    Blow up obbe;s house if u wanna get back at me.
14. 2020-07-04 at 7:05 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell and I just floated down the river.
    Lots of fun.
    

    
    whys it look like you always have a chaw in
15. 2020-07-04 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Cuz i got bit in the face by a vicious canine a dozen years ago while drinking some minor's parents alcohol while trying to get laid.
16. 2020-07-04 at 7:30 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Cuz i got bit in the face by a vicious canine a dozen years ago while drinking some minor's parents alcohol while trying to get laid.

    
    did u break into d house
    did u sue d fuk outa them
17. 2020-07-04 at 9:02 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I ordered me a Freedom Pizza.
    
    
18. 2020-07-04 at 9:16 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Waiting for the pizza now.
    The manager is busy trying to duct tape the door open cuz the lock is broke and keeps locking.
    He could just put this big sandwich board sign out to hold it.
    
    
19. 2020-07-04 at 9:24 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
20. 2020-07-04 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Just played a bunch of cs go.
    Then i ate a donut and now all sweaty.
    It is 84F in front of my computer.