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Sometimes I push my shitty Renault Clio to the limit

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Tony Marcel Hammond the only public transportation i ride is your mom.

    3rd grade joke
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Tony Marcel Hammond so was your mom.

    in kindergarten.

    Yeah, my mom did go to kindergarten. Good detective work.
  3. #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    For £300 that car has been through a lot with me in life

    It’s gold dust 💜
  4. #24
    $300 damn what a steal. Nice car man!
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    She’s called Iris

    In honour of my ex Dutch gf
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Tony Marcel Hammond she was almost as popular with the pedofags as you were at the same age

    and she didnt charge as much

    Yawn.
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Tony Marcel Hammond and the car probably weighs less and is prettier.

    Nah she was the love of my life, we met on holiday in Spain

    She looked like a young Shakira

    After the vacation she made plans to come see me in England but I kind of told her no because I was a pussy back then, I had no confidence

    I regret it now, she’s married and has kids

    She still sends me random messages for Christmas and new year though

    So yes, probably one of the biggest regrets of my life

    I learned so much from it
  8. #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    She’ll always have a place in my heart 💜
  9. #29
    And in my loins
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Grylls

    The little faggot silver one

    I used to have an Audi but had to get rid of it

    why did you have to get rid of it ?

    because it had terminal illness ?
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Octavian Gay car is gay

    no car is no.
  12. #32
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls For £300 that car has been through a lot with me in life

    It’s gold dust 💜

    wats £
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why did you have to get rid of it ?

    because it had terminal illness ?

    I had a brand new Audi A3 convertible because I was trying to impress a girl, soon after I realised I couldn’t keep up with the payments
  14. #34
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by cigreting what the fuck model is that piece of shit ?

    they also called it Renault 5 it was from the late 70;s early 80's.
    we also had a Renault 16
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT they also called it Renault 5 it was from the late 70;s early 80's.
    we also had a Renault 16

    But you have never had Sherri, and you have always been jealous of me, since I have...Sorry/not sorry she picked me over you, Boo.🌹🙂
  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well sherri and I both fucked retards once and we both realized our mistakes and rectified the situation. I called her grandmaw to come get her and sherri called the law and put a restraining order on ur ass to keep you away cuz ur a retarded POS and wouldnt leave when told so I'm not jelly over her fuckup,, and Had I not dissed her attempts to get me to come see her I woulda done tapped that ass long before you met her
  17. #37
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Who the fuck is sherri

    pics?

    ps. is mike fixing eggs for breakfast?
  18. #38
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT well sherri and I both fucked retards once and we both realized our mistakes and rectified the situation. I called her grandmaw to come get her and sherri called the law and put a restraining order on ur ass to keep you away cuz ur a retarded POS and wouldnt leave when told so I'm not jelly over her fuckup,, and Had I not dissed her attempts to get me to come see her I woulda done tapped that ass long before you met her

    triggered?👍
  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I mean your other boyfriend rick
  20. #40
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah u r.

    grill sherry is daddy issues
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