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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    pushing it to the limit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Welcome to the limit
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Welcome to the limit

    Did you lay any eggs this morning?
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Welcome to the limit

    ty for welcoming me into ur life. Ur a very affable young man.🌹
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you lay any eggs this morning?

    No but I laid a big dump






    Originally posted by WellHung ty for welcoming me into ur life. Ur a very affable young man.🌹

    💜
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls No but I laid a big dump

    We could call that laying eggs, in a way.
  7. I just finished consuming an apple for breakfast like the fat greedy son of a bitch bastard I am.
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fat fuck

    I had a sausage sammich
  9. Originally posted by Grylls Fat fuck

    I had a sausage sammich

    Such a delicate flower.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls I had a sausage

    No doubt, you did.
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No doubt, you did.

    What’s wrong with having a big sausage in your mouth for breakfast?

    3, actually
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Welcome to the limit

    Past the point of no return
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls What’s wrong with having a big sausage in your mouth for breakfast?

    3, actually

    Three sausages at the same time, eh?
  14. They must have been Chinese sausages to fit all 3 in his mouth at the same time.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    meaty leading man parts
  17. 大腸包小腸 mmm
  18. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    looking at recipes. think i'm going to make some kind of pasta salad today.
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra meaty leading man parts

    That's true, eh? Your dick arrives anywhere you do about a tenth of a second sooner.
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Man I love pasta with meat sauce.
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