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2020-06-28 at 7:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ And then, of course, I jumped into said dumpster and took the shit out of the bag and cut all the other garbage opens , then slit my wrists and cut my body up real good, then rubbed the shit and garbage all into my wounds and hopped out and started running around the field like a wild wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man and belting out blood curdling screams at the top of my lungs.
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2020-06-28 at 9:08 PM UTCRecovering. Nothing that much wine again. Whisky always but never that much wine. Grim Reaper may come for me before the weekend is done.
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2020-06-28 at 9:15 PM UTCWatching Bar Rescue waiting on the dishes to dry so I can do more. Fuck I let everything get away from me. 4 loads of laundry, 3 loads of dishes fuck! I know I said I had a housekeeper but her business took off and I am small potatoes to her now. If only I could get paid to do this shit....oh wait, maybe I can.
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2020-06-28 at 9:15 PM UTC
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2020-06-28 at 9:25 PM UTCI'm like a dishwashing machine when I do my dishes. I would never use an actual dishwashing machine even if I had one because they're too slow and inconsistent. I can knock out a power load of like 10 pots and pans, dozens of containers and lids, dozens of silverwares, dozens of plates both big and small, maybe 6 bowls, and a myriad of cups, all in about 15 minutes and all with perfect cleanliness and no little babby dirty parts left anywhere.
I lay a clean beach towel on my counter and just pile all the clean dishes onto that and I can fit them all without having to wait for a batch to dry.
Fortunately I haven't let my fishes pile up like that in a long time, which surprises me kinda but its definitely a good sign.
Laundry I'm pretty efficient with too but I just have a once-a week system so I never get backed up. Always just takes 2 washer loads and then combined into one dryer load if I'm lucky to get the awesome dryer. As far as folding, I dont do that. I have a box each for all my clean socks and undies, respectively, and then well I guess I fold my pants and shorts but just in half and lay them all on top of each other. My shirts i just lay all on top of one another and then insert all the hangers in them while they're laying there and it takes me about 4 minutes tops to do to put all of my clean clothes away in their respective spots.
In case, uh, yeah in case anyone was wondering.
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2020-06-28 at 9:27 PM UTC
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2020-06-28 at 9:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm like a dishwashing machine when I do my dishes. I would never use an actual dishwashing machine even if I had one because they're too slow and inconsistent. I can knock out a power load of like 10 pots and pans, dozens of containers and lids, dozens of silverwares, dozens of plates both big and small, maybe 6 bowls, and a myriad of cups, all in about 15 minutes and all with perfect cleanliness and no little babby dirty parts left anywhere.
I lay a clean beach towel on my counter and just pile all the clean dishes onto that and I can fit them all without having to wait for a batch to dry.
Fortunately I haven't let my fishes pile up like that in a long time, which surprises me kinda but its definitely a good sign.
Laundry I'm pretty efficient with too but I just have a once-a week system so I never get backed up. Always just takes 2 washer loads and then combined into one dryer load if I'm lucky to get the awesome dryer. As far as folding, I dont do that. I have a box each for all my clean socks and undies, respectively, and then well I guess I fold my pants and shorts but just in half and lay them all on top of each other. My shirts i just lay all on top of one another and then insert all the hangers in them while they're laying there and it takes me about 4 minutes tops to do to put all of my clean clothes away in their respective spots.
In case, uh, yeah in case anyone was wondering.
Thanks.
I don't use a dishwasher either, uses too much water and electricity. I have a small strainer so I let it air dry and then do another load. I wash my uniforms every week, normal clothes every 2 weeks and towels and rags every 3 weeks and then comes the weekend that I have to do it all and that is this week, I decided to wash the bed sheets this week too. It's OK, I didn't have to pay anyone and my bike is in the shop. Maybe the bike is a problem instead of the luxury. -
2020-06-28 at 10:51 PM UTCJust fucked my girlfriend in the shower. Pro tip: oil based lubricant or chafe hard.
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2020-06-28 at 10:51 PM UTC
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2020-06-28 at 10:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Just fucked my girlfriend in the shower. Pro tip: oil based lubricant or chafe hard.
Learn from my errors.
Water has long been established to be a very poor natural sexual lubricant. That's how you know anyone who says "omg jacuzzi sex is soooooo fun" hasn't actually had jacuzzi sex. -
2020-06-29 at 12:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Water has long been established to be a very poor natural sexual lubricant. That's how you know anyone who says "omg jacuzzi sex is soooooo fun" hasn't actually had jacuzzi sex.
I usually don't use lubricant at all, I rely on natural lubrication. And I usually don't actually fuck under the water in the shower. But it doesn't hold up well to water. I knew it was gonna happen but I did it anyway. Stupid. Silly. I had to break out the coconut oil, and I don't love leaving the shower mid sex in flip flops with my balls swinging in the wind dribbling dong water all over my floor to go to my pantry.
I've fucked in my jacuzzi before but I again needed lots of coconut oil. -
2020-06-29 at 1:41 AM UTC
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2020-06-29 at 1:47 AM UTCWhat kind of fishes do you have?
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2020-06-29 at 2:07 AM UTCbreaking beer bottles on the pavement.
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2020-06-29 at 2:08 AM UTCNever heard of that fish.
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2020-06-29 at 2:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Water has long been established to be a very poor natural sexual lubricant. That's how you know anyone who says "omg jacuzzi sex is soooooo fun" hasn't actually had jacuzzi sex.
if the pussy was wet it wouldn't need water or any other kind of lubrication. Guy who micro analyzes everything -
2020-06-29 at 2:20 AM UTC
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2020-06-29 at 2:25 AM UTC
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2020-06-29 at 2:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-29 at 2:53 AM UTCjust finished watching an episode of undressed, and now tokin and postin, gonts
anyone ever see undressed? It was fucking hot.
