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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    levitating
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung levitating

    pic
  3. UFC sucks lets get a real fight going
  4. Cleaning my rifle and polishing my penis for de final battle
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m hella energetic this morning not sure why but imma jump some rope this morning ...

    Just watched a video from one of my fav YouTubers and she mentioned she’s jumping rope .. I was like yaaa!! That’s my thing too!

    Now I’m crunk ready to jump :)
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  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    CandyRein is a bright ray of sunshine in a dark and dismal world
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Taking a shit
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Depositing excrement into a porcelain receptacle.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung

    No I was literally picking a piece of dog poop off the ground and placing it into a plastic bag.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ No I was literally picking a piece of dog poop off the ground and placing it into a plastic bag.

    Did you throw the plastic bag in the bushes, when you got around the corner?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you throw the plastic bag in the bushes, when you got around the corner?

    No, I threw it in the dumpster that was 10 feet away.
  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ No, I threw it in the dumpster that was 10 feet away.



    Originally posted by mmQ No, I threw it in the dumpster that was 10 feet away.

    You should have set it on fire on the dog owners porch rang the doorbell and run away.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And then, of course, I jumped into said dumpster and took the shit out of the bag and cut all the other garbage opens , then slit my wrists and cut my body up real good, then rubbed the shit and garbage all into my wounds and hopped out and started running around the field like a wild wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man and belting out blood curdling screams at the top of my lungs.
  14. Well I’m having Bloody Mary’s and watching a movie and had some sex early and about to eat some food

    I’m definitely not picking up somebody else’s dog’s shit though
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Noiice!! :)
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I didn't pick up the bear shit in the front yard,, but rick did,, the dog was mad cuz he wanted to roll in it
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh and FUCK ALL U NIGGA"S
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yes, even you
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just for today tho,, unless you watch cnn or csnbc then fuck you tomorrow toooooooooooooooooo
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I didn't pick up the bear shit in the front yard,, but rick did,, the dog was mad cuz he wanted to roll in it

    I like your doge.
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