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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo she's horrible too, she lays there like a sack of potatoes and screams like my dick is exorcising demons from her

    I like when they cry
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    An ol 2l iced tea bottle. I'm peeing in it...so I don't have to get up to go to the bathroom
  3. Originally posted by CASPER Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.

    I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.

    Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.

    WILLLSOOOON IM COMING
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuckin this Chick-fil-A
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER lol. What more could you ask for?

    lol she could at least look me in the eye, put her hands on me, say some actual words, put her hips into it...

    this shit feels like I'm killing a bitch with my dick
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo lol she could at least look me in the eye, put her hands on me, say some actual words, put her hips into it…

    this shit feels like I'm killing a bitch with my dick

    Dude!!?

    Wheres my sketch
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Dude!!?

    Wheres my sketch

    it's coming ok calm down
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  8. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    micro dick fucking a potted plant. the soil seems to excite my lil thang
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  9. Originally posted by Dregs micro dick fucking a potted plant. the soil seems to excite my lil thang

    Nice
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I've been fucking a bitch named Sandy. She's a washed up California bitch who just turned 36 and realized she hasn't done shit with her life except fuck around with hundreds of men lmao. I feel bad but it also brings me joy. Feminists and their "sexuality should be celebrated" bullshit, this is what it leads to...
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  11. G African Astronaut
    Smashed my long gone ex-wife last week, hadn't blessed that in 15 years. She's 51 but her body's so juicy, soft yet firm. I have to blur face as she's prominent. Witty inside covid19 joke w/ the bikini lol.



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  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn! Can I test drive it?
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    DAMN

    are those bongos real?

    any ass pics?
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Smashed my long gone ex-wife last week, hadn't blessed that in 15 years. She's 51 but her body's so juicy, soft yet firm. I have to blur face as she's prominent. Witty inside covid19 joke w/ the bikini lol.




    not bad playboy. good on ya
  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls DAMN

    are those bongos real?

    any ass pics?

    Yea she's all natural, cherokee & creole hybrid they don't believe in that bullshit.
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  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G Yea she's all natural, cherokee & creole hybrid they don't believe in that bullshit.

    Ass pics pls
  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Ass pics pls

    Like I said she's prominent she doesn't do risque poses that may be exposed.

    Closest you'll get lol.

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  18. Trumpenreich Yung Blood
    I'm getting ready to fuck a cute Tgirl.
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G Like I said she's prominent she doesn't do risque poses that may be exposed.

    Closest you'll get lol.



    What app do you use to blur her face? Please

    Originally posted by Trumpenreich I'm getting ready to fuck a cute Tgirl.

    Pics?
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Trumpenreich I'm getting ready to fuck a cute Tgirl.

    why though? it's really weird and tbh it's gay as far as I'm concerned
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