Hey guys its me Photo of Wyatt I hope youre all doing good this morning. I normally don't get up till noon but shell had another nightmare ( the recurring one not that i know what that word means where she gets romantically assaulted by lil nassex, i know, disgusting ) and she had a reactionary fidget in her sleep and she kneed me right in my liver which fucked my shit up. i went to poop and it
literally dented my poop and it came out like a crooked banana and started hitting the side of the toilet all the while i was wretching my guts out like FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK( that's another story)
Anyway it woke me up i was in downright terror i didn't know what the hell was going on so i got out of bed and went to the basement to smoke a Bronson and then I had another and started studying for my driver's test. I'm pretty sure you don't need to study but shell said if i don't study she aint gonna take me to the driver test ( like what is the point of studying anyway all you have to do is not get in an accident and dont get in a high speed chase and they will print you a driver license, they gave one to my brother so it cant be that hard ) can anyone explain to me the thing where you pull into the median on a divided highway to turn off which side of the thing you go to??
anyway i got a bonus at work for meeting our corona production numbers and shell said if i put some stop leak in her radiator she will take me to goodwill to spend the rest but i'll probably invest some of it first my dads always saying the best investment you can make is in yourself so i want to. they have a bunch of bean bags and a ron poupille rotisserie grill at good will ive been eyeing but theres always something new and interesting so whose to say what i will get. im pretty sure radiator stop leak is made by the same people that make JP weld so im just gonna pour some JP weld in her radiator cause my brother has a half a tube left from when we JP welted some tread back on his tyres. cause the semi truck drivers just throw extra tread out onto the road sometime waste not want not as me dear old mum always used to say to me and shell.
anyway im getting really nervous about work because im thinking about calling in sick to smoke weed and play ARK but i only have 9 hours left to decide if i call in sick or not . hey that reminds me shell said i have to learn to type proper ( not HUNT N PEK LOL ) so i can type out what she is saying that way i can help her take notes and also sometimes she says i "forget" to do what she told me like especially when its about taking out the trash ( DONT ASK.... ) anyway these QWERTY keyboards are fucking stupid why would i want to learn a retard method of keyboard? so i'm gonna look at garage sales and try to find one of those kavorkian keyboards because you can type so fast on those my friend at work has one and he said he will teach me sometime if i help him petsit his cats when he goes on trips.
anyway to be continued
