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I wanna save some money

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Chell and I want to go on vacation next year and we would like to start putting money away for it.
    Is there anything I can invest it in that will show me some sort of return?
    Should I go to my bank and buy some cds?
  2. #2
    Just put it in a savings account or under you're little pillow .
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Stop getting delivery and switch to frozen pizza
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The absolute best way to save money is to not spend it in the first place.

    Lose the cable and go with an antenna.

    Dump your iphone and get a TracFone.

    Quit smoking.

    Quit drugging.

    Quit drinking.

    Buy hamburger rather than steak.

    Quit dining out. Eat at home.

    Save up errands to do on one day to conserve gas.

    Stay at home rather than going out. It's hard to spend money while at home unless you love the Home shopping Network or QVC. Stop that.

    These thing could save you thousands of dollars over the next year. A 1 year CD will only get you a few dollars as low as rates are. Besides, you have to already have the money now to invest in a 1 year CD. There is no magic bullet. Cut down your lifestyle to save for things you want more. Hell, you might even develop a liking for thrifty living and money in the bank.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by stl1 The absolute best way to save money is to not spend it in the first place.

    Lose the cable and go with an antenna.

    Dump your iphone and get a TracFone.

    Quit smoking.

    Quit drugging.

    Quit drinking.

    Buy hamburger rather than steak.

    Quit dining out. Eat at home.

    Save up errands to do on one day to conserve gas.

    Stay at home rather than going out. It's hard to spend money while at home unless you love the Home shopping Network or QVC. Stop that.

    These thing could save you thousands of dollars over the next year. A 1 year CD will only get you a few dollars as low as rates are. Besides, you have to already have the money now to invest in a 1 year CD. There is no magic bullet. Cut down your lifestyle to save for things you want more. Hell, you might even develop a liking for thrifty living and money in the bank.

    Do you even know me?
    Have you seen my Goodwill threads?
  6. #6
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Chell and I want to go on vacation next year and we would like to start putting money away for it.
    Is there anything I can invest it in that will show me some sort of return?
    Should I go to my bank and buy some cds?

    Investing =/= saving, retard. It's literally the opposite.


    Maybe you should just stop buying retarded shit you don't need.



    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Do you even know me?
    Have you seen my Goodwill threads?

    Yeah. We know you blow retarded amounts of money at fucking Goodwill.
  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    Sell smack and brass Chell out.
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    Originally posted by Octavian Sell smack and brass Chell out.

    Brass chell brass nose ring brass eer rings brass necklace. Shells brass miniskirt and brass chestpiece Shells brass tailpiece. Cells brass codpiece shells brass maniscus and shells brass peg leg. Shells brasswool asshole hairs trimmed to the perfect amount.

    The amazing brass armadillo ,shell, of Amarillo and her amazIng assistant little Arnie and his amazing little pillow and small hat
  9. #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    This girl at work just found out that rather than giving her the phone allowance, they were taking the allowance from her paycheck. Seems like they were taking about $16 a week for 6 months. They are going to reimburse her the $400 this week. She was throwing a fit but I calmed her down and told her to think about it. Put $16 away for 6 months and how much will you have?
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Brass = prostitute.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Erekshun This girl at work just found out that rather than giving her the phone allowance, they were taking the allowance from her paycheck. Seems like they were taking about $16 a week for 6 months. They are going to reimburse her the $400 this week. She was throwing a fit but I calmed her down and told her to think about it. Put $16 away for 6 months and how much will you have?

    If you put $16 a WEEK away for 6 months you'd have $384. What am I missing?
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    $16.
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