My Chinese girlfriend has dumped me

1. 2020-06-20 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #21
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   I had to go for a shit once in a suburban shopping mall in Manila, I was unwell at the time so it was like squirting really thick gravy in all the cardinal directions. When I finished I realised there was no toilet roll and no weird little shower head thing they like to use to clean their bumholes over there, not even a bucket or a jug.
   
   So I did the only thing I could do and wiped my arse with hand, thinking that it wasn't really a big deal as I could just wash my hands anyway. When I got over to the sinks (with my smelly poo hand in front of a bunch of people) I discovered there was no soap either. FML.
   
   So I rinsed my hand as thoroughly as I could and had to walk literally to the other side of the shopping mall, with my still very smelly poo hand shoved in my pocket, to a cosmetics shop and buy some soap and cheap aftershave. Then I had to walk back across to the toilets to sort myself out.
   
   When I got back to my wife she asked me why I smelled like a fucking taxi driver, I explained to her what happened and she laughed and said this sort of bullshit is why she emigrated.
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2. 2020-06-20 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Asian people are retarded
3. 2020-06-20 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #23
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   how the fuck do you get dumped by an online gf lol
4. 2020-06-20 at 11:37 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 how the fuck do you get dumped by an online gf lol

   
   Leave it to Grylls😁
5. 2020-06-20 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #25
   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
6. 2020-06-20 at 1 PM UTC

   #26
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by street_carp squirting really thick gravy in all the cardinal directions.

   
   
7. 2020-06-20 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 how the fuck do you get dumped by an online gf lol

   
   she has taken a lot of dick so it wasn't even a real relationship to begin with. Just a cuck fantasy, grills is her top donator on onlyfans and likes to watch her get fucked by a dominant bull
8. 2020-06-20 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by street_carp I had to go for a shit once in a suburban shopping mall in Manila, I was unwell at the time so it was like squirting really thick gravy in all the cardinal directions. When I finished I realised there was no toilet roll and no weird little shower head thing they like to use to clean their bumholes over there, not even a bucket or a jug.
   
   So I did the only thing I could do and wiped my arse with hand, thinking that it wasn't really a big deal as I could just wash my hands anyway. When I got over to the sinks (with my smelly poo hand in front of a bunch of people) I discovered there was no soap either. FML.
   
   So I rinsed my hand as thoroughly as I could and had to walk literally to the other side of the shopping mall, with my still very smelly poo hand shoved in my pocket, to a cosmetics shop and buy some soap and cheap aftershave. Then I had to walk back across to the toilets to sort myself out.
   
   When I got back to my wife she asked me why I smelled like a fucking taxi driver, I explained to her what happened and she laughed and said this sort of bullshit is why she emigrated.

   
   another race traitor identified.
9. 2020-06-20 at 5 PM UTC

   #29
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny another race traitor identified.

   
   
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   • MexicanMasterRace
10. 2020-06-20 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny another race traitor identified.

    
    Stop pretending you're white
11. 2020-06-20 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Stop pretending you're white

    
    you dont have to be white to be able to identify race traitors and race treason.
12. 2020-06-20 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #32
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont have to be white to be able to identify race traitors and race treason.

    
    Could you quote where I've explicitly stated mine or my wife's race or ethnic background?
13. 2020-06-20 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #33
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh god 🙄
14. 2020-06-20 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #34
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by street_carp Could you quote where I've explicitly stated mine or my wife's race or ethnic background?

    
    dont have to.
    
    your unable to shit without toilet paper.
    
    its clear.
15. 2020-06-20 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #35
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont have to.
    
    your unable to shit without toilet paper.
    
    its clear.

    
    Well that's it then. Case closed boys, dicktective vinny has got this one all wrapped up.
16. 2020-06-20 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #36
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by street_carp Well that's it then. Case closed boys, dicktective vinny has got this one all wrapped up.

    
    thanks.
17. 2020-06-20 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #37
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont have to be white to be able to identify race traitors and race treason.

    
    Yeah you do. Your race is subservient to whites so you have no say in the issue
18. 2020-06-20 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol @ boys
19. 2020-06-20 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #39
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah you do. Your race is subservient to whites so you have no say in the issue

    
    not true at all, which is why yellow fevers are so rampant.
    
    wonton miscegenation everywhere !
20. 2020-06-20 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #40
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Asian guys are absolutely tragic 😂