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2020-06-18 at 4:35 PM UTC
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2020-06-18 at 4:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have known people like hiki and you can bring a girl to their house that is down to fuck and they will still find a way to fuck it up.
Like one time I met this weird girl at work and we convinced her to hang out and smoke weed with us and brought her to my friends house for some reason and then she jumped on his lap and said "I like bigger guys" (he was fat)
I was like oh damn you spending the night? and hes like NAH I HAVE VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY AND I GOTTA WATCH THE NEW MY LITTLE PONY and then he kicked us all out and she was like lol wut is he gay?
She was probably full of stds if she wants to jump on some guys dik she just met. Id have passed too -
2020-06-18 at 4:57 PM UTCFind me a 12yo Japanese girl and then we'll talk
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2020-06-18 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting She was probably full of stds if she wants to jump on some guys dik she just met. Id have passed too
No she just had daddy issues and a weird complex about older fat guys. She wasn't interested in any of us except my one friend cuz he was a big chungus.
It was a slam dunk and he passed it up like a retard.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Find me a 12yo Japanese girl and then we'll talk
You're clearly a homosexual just like my MLP watching friend that refuses to have sex with women because he thinks being a wizard is cool. Even if you had an underaged girl you would find an excuse not to do anything.
Face it. You aren't meant to breed and pass on genetics. -
2020-06-18 at 6:31 PM UTCHIS GENES have activated their sepf destruct sequence. Do not reproduce, hes like a post office box key and that box will never EVER be opened again
Ohhh the stories that key could tell.. Those walls could speak -
2020-06-18 at 9 PM UTCHe seems like a low testosterone freak that doesn't even look at porn or masturbate. That soft girl voice too and his lack of sex drive and no ambition to get with a woman.
Classic archetype that prefers staying at home playing video games and surfing the internet. Guys like that don't enjoy going out and doing things or meeting people and they don't have Facebook. That's why they can never get a date because the only friends they have are also perma virgin nerds.
There is nothing you can do to fix them. It's just how they are. If you brought a girl to his house he would 100% ask you to leave and if you didn't he would threaten to call the police on you for bringing a hooker. I've seen it so many times because usually my friends are sexless nerd types.
You will be shocked at the mental gymnastics they go through to avoid having sex. I would almost respect it if I wasn't such a horn doggy dog. -
2020-06-21 at 10:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have known people like hiki and you can bring a girl to their house that is down to fuck and they will still find a way to fuck it up.
Like one time I met this weird girl at work and we convinced her to hang out and smoke weed with us and brought her to my friends house for some reason and then she jumped on his lap and said "I like bigger guys" (he was fat)
I was like oh damn you spending the night? and hes like NAH I HAVE VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY AND I GOTTA WATCH THE NEW MY LITTLE PONY and then he kicked us all out and she was like lol wut is he gay?
Imagine the crippling levels of social ineptitude.
