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  1. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. I phone boned a fat black girl from Omegle last night.

    Three times.

    I feel ashamed but also I'll probably do it again. Also texted this girl i shouldn't have. I only care about getting laid when im drunk.
  3. You only care about getting laid if the girl has a dick.
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  4. Originally posted by frala You only care about getting laid if the girl has a dick.

    I made her show me her cervix lol. No dick in there.

    Not yet anyway
  5. Lol. That’s good foreplay. Hey baby show me yer cervix.
  6. Originally posted by frala Lol. That’s good foreplay. Hey baby show me yer cervix.

    Don't kink shame me. I've fapped probably over 100 times to that creampie instructional video where they stick a camera in the no no square
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  8. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Good morning Candy. Today is two for Tuesday
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  9. What are we gettin two of?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala What are we gettin two of?

    Take a wild guess.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Dicks in the ass
  12. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you will be missed when i kill you, whats ur home address

    You can spend an eternity in flames
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There can only be one ass eater of candy on this forum and I don't think you have the tongue stamina to cut it amigo
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Especially when I track you down and cut it out
  15. Originally posted by FutureMan2030 You can spend an eternity in flames

    You tell him Future!
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  16. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Lol
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  17. I will thank any post where futureman displays any morsel of personality.
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Don't kink shame me. I've fapped probably over 100 times to that creampie instructional video where they stick a camera in the no no square

    look it here turbo giggawatted dick next time cam the fapped. give your exact measurements as well. asking for a friend.
  19. Originally posted by Dregs look it here turbo giggawatted dick next time cam the fapped. give your exact measurements as well. asking for a friend.

    WAt
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I will thank any post where futureman displays any morsel of personality.

    He went off script big time there. I recall him doing it one other time when he said "you can burn in hell."
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