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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frala Oh well if that happened we would keep the baby and name it after you and give it bangs.

    You would name the baby Captain Falcon? Poor baby!
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala Oh well if that happened we would keep the baby and name it after you and give it bangs.

    Oh honey, as if you've not already had 10000 loads blown in you
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You would name the baby Captain Falcon? Poor baby!

    She'd name him Zakhar, which is a cute name.
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Last of my beer and laundry
  5. Originally posted by ORACLE Oh honey, as if you've not already had 10000 loads blown in you

    Lanny and I do be fuckin
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Waking up
  7. Originally posted by frala Lanny and I do be fuckin

    Lol. Gay.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The scissor model actually worked! They CAN plug each other's buttholes at the same time!
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala Lanny and I do be fuckin

    Oh no Lanny isn't why you got the IUD.
  10. Well it comes out in 2030 soooo

    Lol
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    absolutely bumped this thread
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    watching the strippers twirl on their poles... 😁🥰😁
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Loser.
  14. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    fuck-off... ya slag!😘
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Please. Take ur own advice bitter Betty. Xo
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Stage 2 dementia in it's habitat, throwing ones in the club. 😊
  17. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Envy's always been your favorite predicament...

    go try & enjoy your sucky life.

    n'nite.😘🤣😘
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Goodnight babydoll
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had a dream I got raped by a police officer and her partner watched the door and then they gave me a juice box and told me to wait while they did the paperwork
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala Well it comes out in 2030 soooo

    Lol

    Old abortion pics will do.
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