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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Lol phone bone.
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s a silly phrase yes .. but you were actually doing it not long ago tho lmao
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ill give you until christmas to send butt.

    Ask april if i sent anyone her nudes
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
    I doubt she’s seen wut happened to me and sent anyone anything 😋

    I think I forgot how to even take a butt pic lmao

    It’ll come back to me I’m sure before Xmas
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Eggsactly im a lil gentleman
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol phone bone.

    Lol only illiterate niggers would call it something like that

    I’ll be honest I do it a few times a week with my chink girl, nothing to be ashamed of
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    I got it from white people... you think I made that up?

    Ur a retard..lol

    Stay mad
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    “Phone bone” is not something they ever discussed in Lebanon
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol phone bone.

    Only niggers can come up with retarded chit like that, ya feel me bro
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Phone Bone was a good movie
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Only niggers can come up with retarded chit like that, ya feel me bro
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Slangin shirts on poshmark and phone boning malik.

    Watch your mouth kid :)
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Booth*
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭😂

    Ur a card :)
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Only niggers huh Malik.. ur reaching

    Just like he is ..silly phrases for silly niggas 😋
  15. Originally posted by POLECAT also, I may be a bad dog, this is hard to type but I shit on the carpet this am,, it was just 2.5 dollops tho,, I laughed for 15 min
    I thought it was a fart while wiping my ass and I had turned away from the bowl for some fucked up reason but anyways like I said i thought it was a fart that was havin issues so I pulled one cheek to the side and shit on the carpet, I'm still laughing my ass off while typing this so I do hope it brings feelings to you all preferably funny feelings.

    PS
    I did remove the carpet.

    😂

    Bet you wish you still had them dirt floors
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it was easy to just toss the carpet
  17. Do you mean rug? Or you pulled up the whole carpet floor?
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well it wasnt professionally installed but it was easy to cut at the door and it only had a few nails holding it down
  19. Do you just have one little square missing where you accidentally pooped?
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A year from now the entire place is just a patchwork of missing carpet squares and the people who come after are dumfounded. A mystery for the ages. Itll be the vermont version of crop circles.

    Crap squares.
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