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The plight of the lark

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I stay up all night and go do things in the morning, fucking texas liquor laws suck on sunday, you can't buy beer until noon because its like a religious law. And all liquor stores are closed. So I decided to go for a walk and get coffee. I went to quacks bakery and got some coffee at approximately 7:30 when the opened, decided to walk down the drag to the seven eleven where I got free pizza and buy a cream cheese and jalapeno taquito. (mmmm mmm good fam) I ent up meeting my future self except his name is paul and all he did was rant about housing prices were better in the 80's. I bought him some coffee and I bought a bundle of taquitos and gave him 3.

    I was walking back towards my place and I saw a condom on the street still in the wrapper by the university so I walked out into the street to get not looking and a fucking cop almost ran me over and I got out the way and he rolled his window down and told me to watch out.

    I got closer to my house and the old state school was jamming out rock in roll some guy pulled up in his car and he had drum sticks and I was like "woah whats going on here?" and he told me it was a church and we went in and they were jamming out hard belting out rocks songs and there was a bunch of hott girls and he introduced me to the chickens and they told me I should join there curch, I told them maybe ill think about it (I'm not really into organized religion, but I like rock music and chickens, I'm a catholic)

    I then got back to my place and my neighbor machete had his door open and I asked him for a brew (cause its sunday morning and you cant buy beer til noon) And he sold me one for 4 quarters cause he needed quarters laundry.

    Basically good vibes all around. But it was kinda scary cause you can get arrested for walking in the street because of their beta draco laws. fucking bullshit




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    Lol my county overturned the no alcohol on Sunday laws during the election hahaha
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Lol my county overturned the no alcohol on Sunday laws during the election hahaha

    well you're obviously not in texas, what state are you in?
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    solid thread
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic solid thread

    it was an epic morning, again. The old dude was like, I used to look just like you when I was younger, and I was like "that's not good" lol

    He was wearing a knitted robe and shorts and smoking cigs, chill af lololool

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-26T15:51:40.637691+00:00
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