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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'll probably kill myself before I get to that point. It's unfair to ask others to help you in that. They can go to prison for it.

    I mean what's up with all these fuckers getting their asses wiped? They can still talk right ? Did they all change their mind once they realized how kinky and hot it is to have someone else wipe their ass or what?
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean what's up with all these fuckers getting their asses wiped? They can still talk right ? Did they all change their mind once they realized how kinky and hot it is to have someone else wipe their ass or what?

    I know this isn't related but I read a story once about this dude who did not potty train his kid. They were like 4 and he was still wiping their ass. He realized he had to stop when his daughter said, "Thank you daddy."

    Fucking horrifying.
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  3. #23
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean what's up with all these fuckers getting their asses wiped? They can still talk right ? Did they all change their mind once they realized how kinky and hot it is to have someone else wipe their ass or what?

    😂😂😂😂
  4. #24
    Octavian motherfucker
    Purposely takes laxatives.


    "Ooooooweeeee. Gonna get me some good ass wipin' boi"
  5. #25
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I know this isn't related but I read a story once about this dude who did not potty train his kid. They were like 4 and he was still wiping their ass. He realized he had to stop when his daughter said, "Thank you daddy."

    Fucking horrifying.


    That's fucking traumatic.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I know this isn't related but I read a story once about this dude who did not potty train his kid. They were like 4 and he was still wiping their ass. He realized he had to stop when his daughter said, "Thank you daddy."

    Fucking horrifying.

    What were the circumstances under which you were reading that story? I wanna read it too. SHOW ME IT
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace imma tell him

    Tell hin what? You want to suck his poop dick? Okay faggot!
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  8. #28
    Readin this phread while shitting up a 🚽
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  9. #29
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by frala I got my CNA certification back in the day and let me tell you that shit ain’t no joke. Noble work though. I was cleanin little peters left and right.

    One guy was a wounded vet with no legs. You gotta lift the flaccid willy up ever so lightly and wipe all around then flip em on their side and get their butt. It’s hard work.

    And I tell you what if I ever get to the point when I can’t wipe my own butt, Lanny better put me out of my misery cause I don’t want some young son of a gun tossin my labia up and down. Well on second thought maybe I do. Don’t tell Lanny I said that though.

    K.

    wat ann labia
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting wat ann labia

    Whens are you and your faggit family moving to round rock?
  11. #31
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Whens are you and your faggit family moving to round rock?

    you must be fucking retarded
    ive told you 3 times that its my sisters family dumbass
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  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The worst ones are when it's caked on yellow and flaky and hard all around their ass area, and then you break the hard crust with hot water and like a volcano jetting yellow liquid under pressure it squirts right up to the ceiling and all over you and everything in the room.
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  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The worst ones are when it's caked on yellow and flaky and hard all around their ass area, and then you break the hard crust with hot water and like a volcano jetting yellow liquid under pressure it squirts right up to the ceiling and all over you and everything in the room.

    Sounds like you actually have some experience in that
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does one wipe others' asses with a person on their side or on their belly? Or do you do it like a babby and grab their legs and hold them up in the air?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Does one wipe others' asses with a person on their side or on their belly? Or do you do it like a babby and grab their legs and hold them up in the air?

    Best to not point their asses at any unwashable materials in the room, and yes, the ankles hold allows more control. Just like you'd do up a baby. But again, make sure the ass isn't pointed right at you. Raise the ankles high as you can.
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Best to not point their asses at any unwashable materials in the room, and yes, the ankles hold allows more control. Just like you'd do up a baby. But again, make sure the ass isn't pointed right at you. Raise the ankles high as you can.

    They wear gloves and face protection too, right? RIGHT?
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ They wear gloves and face protection too, right? RIGHT?

    Nope. They go in completely bareback.
  18. #38
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder how much an ass wiping costs, you know how like 1 asprin cost $25?
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Erekshun I wonder how much an ass wiping costs, you know how like 1 asprin cost $25?

    A good ass wiping would probably run you $60 or $70, plus tax and tip.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Nope. They go in completely bareback.

    Hmmm. That doesn't seem too sanitary but hey who am I to judge how a person wipes another person's ass.
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