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Candy rain wipes old people's arses for a living

  1. #1
    Octavian motherfucker
    Folks, black lives matter but someone has to do it.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Must be terrible when you get those messy yellow diarrhea ones, where it's all caked down their legs and up their asscracks.
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Steals from them
    Starves them
    Beats them
    Rapes and tortures them...
    and repeat.

    You can't make this shit up. She is the Devil's daughter. Necklace her at the stake.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I got my CNA certification back in the day and let me tell you that shit ain’t no joke. Noble work though. I was cleanin little peters left and right.

    One guy was a wounded vet with no legs. You gotta lift the flaccid willy up ever so lightly and wipe all around then flip em on their side and get their butt. It’s hard work.

    And I tell you what if I ever get to the point when I can’t wipe my own butt, Lanny better put me out of my misery cause I don’t want some young son of a gun tossin my labia up and down. Well on second thought maybe I do. Don’t tell Lanny I said that though.

    K.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'd just throw some detergent on them and use a garden hose or high pressure washer.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol, gud thred m8
  7. #7
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I wonder who will wipe my ass for me when I get old?

    Will I last long enough for that to happen?
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    Originally posted by Obbe I wonder who will wipe my ass for me when I get old?

    Will I last long enough for that to happen?

    They'll be robots to do it by then.
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  9. #9
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Obbe Will I last long enough for that to happen?

    Quality not quantity.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Many people don't even need to get old to have to have someone to wipe their ass for them.
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  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They'll be robots to do it by then.

    The robot just grabs your angles in a single grip, raises you off the bed, and a wet rag and brush pops out of the belly.
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  12. #12
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Technologist Quality not quantity.

    Every thing has a place in the grand scheme of things.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I wipe my own ass
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Grylls I wipe my own ass

    And kisses everyone elses.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And fucks everyone elses.

    Ftfy
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    Originally posted by frala I got my CNA certification back in the day and let me tell you that shit ain’t no joke. Noble work though. I was cleanin little peters left and right.

    One guy was a wounded vet with no legs. You gotta lift the flaccid willy up ever so lightly and wipe all around then flip em on their side and get their butt. It’s hard work.

    And I tell you what if I ever get to the point when I can’t wipe my own butt, Lanny better put me out of my misery cause I don’t want some young son of a gun tossin my labia up and down. Well on second thought maybe I do. Don’t tell Lanny I said that though.

    K.

    imma tell him
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You hear a lot of people say that- "if I ever cant wipe my own ass, just kill me."

    Has anyone ever granted them their wish?
  18. #18
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Op Big mad I don’t want him, he’s resorting to telling lies ..

    Stuff like this is ..why you got your block knocked off with that bat lawl..

    And I hope he gets you even better the next time ..

    Karma is serving you well :)
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  19. #19
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace imma tell him

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    Originally posted by mmQ You hear a lot of people say that- "if I ever cant wipe my own ass, just kill me."

    Has anyone ever granted them their wish?

    I'll probably kill myself before I get to that point. It's unfair to ask others to help you in that. They can go to prison for it.
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