Fona 6-10-2020

1. 2020-06-10 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   gee I guess I forgot to make a Fona Thread this morning.
   Well I am off work now and Chell and I are home.
   I've got a little laundry to do tonight and hopefully play some video games or do some online shopping.
   Chell's new laptop charger came the other day but it doesn't fit and then we found the origional one deep in the couch anyways so now I got to send it back.
   I work in shipping now so I can do that and just have it picked up from work. Just need to figure out who to give it to and ill have my ten dollars back.
   For dinner tonight I am going to have leftover donatos or leftover chinese food.
   Not sure which yet.
   Still don't know how to turn on my autocorrect thing. I haven't seen the squiggly red line under any of my words in days.
   Maybe I just got good at grammar :)
   Anyways, I love you guys.
   I gotta get to it now.
   Hit me up if you wanna play some games.
   Later
   -Fona
2. 2020-06-10 at 8:57 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Just had afternoon sex so im dropping a smile update.
   
   
   I dont even feel the neurotoxins.
   
   And this is the whitening toothpaste im using.
   
   
   
   
   Chell got it for me from one of her pyramid schemes.
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   • Octavian
3. 2020-06-10 at 9:06 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Can't believe it costs £300 to get teeth whitened over here. I suppose it's worth it though.
4. 2020-06-10 at 9:42 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Octavian Can't believe it costs £300 to get teeth whitened over here. I suppose it's worth it though.

   
   some say charcoal or charcoal toothpaste helps whitens a lot. I have some of the charcoal tooth paste and it makes a difference i think, I just dont use it every day.
5. 2020-06-11 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Another day over.
   Im all set for the morning.
   About to go lay in bed and find something to fall asleep to.
   Goodnight.
6. 2020-06-11 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   You have great looking teeth. Not only white, but firm, solid, and placed together evenly.
7. 2020-06-11 at 1:04 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   hydrochloric acid works best at whitening teeths.
   
   but you need food-grade HCL and its readily available in your stomach so all ypu need to do is to induce vomiting and then gargle with your own puke.
   
   if you think this is unpleasant just eat something nice so your pukes taste better.
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   • Octavian
8. 2020-06-11 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Octavian Can't believe it costs £300 to get teeth whitened over here. I suppose it's worth it though.

   
   wats £
9. 2020-06-11 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by cigreting wats £

   
   it's the equivelant of $
10. 2020-06-11 at 3:35 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Erekshun it's the equivelant of $

    
    nah fool a euro is more than a dollar, get on my leven, chicken, oh wait but you can't and you won't..
11. 2020-06-11 at 6:27 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hydrochloric acid works best at whitening teeths.
    
    but you need food-grade HCL and its readily available in your stomach so all ypu need to do is to induce vomiting and then gargle with your own puke.
    
    if you think this is unpleasant just eat something nice so your pukes taste better.

    
    Yeah that stuff is good for removing wine stains out the carpet too when used with bicarb.
    
    
    YEAH, SCIENCE BITCH!