what will u do if ur car gets a flat tyre??

1. 2019-04-04 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Krow 19 dollars a month service fee.. fuck that shit. they gonna quickcharge my battery for me? no battery, how they gonna unlock my fucking car door?
   
   
   Worthless and pointless service

   
   It's free to unlock your doors you fucking gook. You call them or you can get the app. It takes 2 minutes tops.
2. 2019-04-04 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Daddyissues It's free to unlock your doors you fucking gook. You call them or you can get the app. It takes 2 minutes tops.

   
   I'm so hella telling on you
3. 2019-04-04 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   If you're needing to call somebody to come open your car door then you don't belong on a totse board. Just sayin
   
   
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4. 2019-04-04 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #44
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc Nothing actually. I got off the M25 at the wraysebury/staines junction and there is a scrap yard just up the road. I knew the guy that owned it and I got an old wheel off him.
   
   
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   rim for rim exchange ?
5. 2019-04-04 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If your right front tire goes, you just need to put a fat person in the left rear seat and you'll be fine. Inversely, if you lose a tire, say, in the front left driver's side, you would simply have to place a fat person on another fat person's lap in the rear right seat. Away you go. It's entirely a matter of balance.

   
   lies.
6. 2019-04-04 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #46
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darkhunter Having a family nig

   
   now that your back here, is your family ...
   
   dead ?
7. 2019-04-04 at 10:24 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Narc Nothing actually. I got off the M25 at the wraysebury/staines junction and there is a scrap yard just up the road. I knew the guy that owned it and I got an old wheel off him.
   
   
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   are you reppin da east or west staines massiv?
8. 2019-04-04 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #48
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Narc If you're needing to call somebody to come open your car door then you don't belong on a totse board. Just sayin
   
   
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   I locked my keys in the truck once and made a jimmy out of a hanger in like 5 minutes. It was on 06 f150, i should hope it's a bit harder to do on a newer vehicle. Really that shit was too easy.
9. 2019-04-04 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lies.

   
   I always keep at least two fat people in my trunk at all times.
10. 2019-04-05 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Grylls are you reppin da east or west staines massiv?

    
    I'm original Langley village crew, born and bred mead ave. Us mead ave chavs used to go down egham and kick fuck outta them staines faggots all the time back in the day.
    
    
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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11. 2019-04-05 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Krow African Astronaut
    .. Meanwhile, Back in East Oakland
12. 2019-04-05 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #52
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ride on, easy-rider
13. 2019-04-05 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor ride on, easy-rider

    
    Ride on, Ghost Rider
14. 2019-04-06 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #54
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    get along little doggy
15. 2019-04-07 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor get along little doggy

    
    Get along little Gypsie get around... get your feet back off the ground.
16. 2020-06-08 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Darkhunter Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Narc Send them my condolences.
    
    Still popping acid?
    
    
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    I'm all on the straight and narrow
17. 2020-06-08 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #57
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Ohh that post was spoopy
18. 2020-06-08 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #58
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    change the tire
19. 2020-06-08 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Get rick to fix it for me
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20. 2020-06-08 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #60
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no jack,,, back it up on a guard rail or a log propped up on a stump