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weeeeeeeel pig fuckers, I'm going swimming today

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    they took four years to build this pool, and its really nice, and they finally opened it but they have all these requirments only 20 people allowed at a time, you have to get your temp taken before going in, and you have to wear a mask when you're out of the pool. But its completely fine if you piss and shart in the water thats going up your ears and nose and eyes and mouth.

    But yeah I went by the pool earlier to go get a sip and this old lady was in a wheel chair sun bathing on the side walk.. and I walked by her jamming "tainted love" and she was waving her hands at me so I stopped and took out my ear buds and was like "sup chiken?" and she was like "stay away from me!" and i was like lol you stay away from me, sexy you need to cool it..

    But anyways yeah I'm going to go eat a barbacoa taco at this new food truck, I went there a few days ago and met the owner, and he took pictures of me eating his free tacos, they were free for me because I was his first customer, I still tipped him though. But after I eat those tacos I'm going to go swimming. It just sucks because theres a long line to get in. But yeah just sippin a few brews after cleaning my place a bit, getting krunk before I go out. I want to get some weed, but I don't want to walk my happy ass to this guys place. It's 88 degrees here, but it feels really shitty, I only wonder how 100 degrees in a month will feel like.

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I feel like you should be able to spike the pool with enough chemicals to kill any chance of infection. The virus becomes completely shitfucked to light heat moisture and oxygen without it's protective coating but the only way to break that down is with heat and fatty acids.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I feel like you should be able to spike the pool with enough chemicals to kill any chance of infection. The virus becomes completely shitfucked to light heat moisture and oxygen without it's protective coating but the only way to break that down is with heat and fatty acids.

    yeah pretty much its rediculous they are only keeping the pool open for a few hours then re cleaning it.. I have rosacea and whenever I go swimming the chlorine actually clears up my face, it burns my eyes tho for a bit tho, i guess you can't have your cake and eat it.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    is d pool close to RR
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting is d pool close to RR

    why do you care you're not moving here anyways. austin is about a twenty minute drive from rr

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Bass Pro Shop in RR.... yes indeed.... every time i'm fishin near the line, gotta go gotta go.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby why do you care you're not moving here anyways. austin is about a twenty minute drive from rr


    wil b cumn down there alot m8
    mayb we hang out n u show me where not to get shot at k?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting wil b cumn down there alot m8
    mayb we hang out n u show me where not to get shot at k?

    sounds good hmu 5129456786 doug

    i just got back from the pool and it was good to do a few laps
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Have a corona
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun Have a corona

    nah fool im more of a shiner gont.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    A shiner fits you better.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun A shiner fits you better.

    bait taken.. did you write that with a crayon before posting it?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you wear your water wings or did you stay on the shallow end?

    Drunken swimming can be dangerous!
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Bait is for fishin, not swimmin.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I really enjoyed this thread.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you wear your water wings or did you stay on the shallow end?

    Drunken swimming can be dangerous!

    lol dude im a pro at swimming i used to be on swim team and since then i always swim high and drunk. lol i know you're clowning but there are people that legit would be like "UR GOING SWIMMING DRUNK?! WHAT IF YOU DROWNED?!"

    I dunno for me personally I don't see how its dangerous, like if I feel like I'm running out of breath Id just swim to the air you know? its like I'm operating heavy machinering or drills or knives that can cut your finger off, or making pipe bombs.

    and plus they have barbie and ken doll life guards that give mouth to mouth

    But whats cool about it is its right across the street from me like literally 300 feet away so I'm going to take advantage of it.

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    Your apt people are idiots, the Chlorine in the water makes it safer being in the pool than not being in the pool.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your apt people are idiots, the Chlorine in the water makes it safer being in the pool than not being in the pool.

    dont see how I'm an idiot for knowing that... thats part of the reason why I went..

    and its not an apartment pool its a city pool most of the people that go there are home owners
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby dont see how I'm an idiot for knowing that…

    Read it again slowly...change 'apt people' for 'city people' then.
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    Chlorime gasb kills coronas
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