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  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What do you do if you interact with a depraved whore
  2. #22
    Headspin Houston
    Suffer the consequences, as I always have. It's entirely possible my mental and emotional deficiencies are nothing but the result of a collective gangfuck/drain from psychotic ex-lovers. Footprints of the soul. I have been thoroughly stepped on. Woe is me.
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  3. #23
    Ya
  4. #24
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny non-niggers.

    aka your real doll
  5. #25
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Headspin Suffer the consequences, as I always have. It's entirely possible my mental and emotional deficiencies are nothing but the result of a collective gangfuck/drain from psychotic ex-lovers. Footprints of the soul. I have been thoroughly stepped on. Woe is me.

    I like this reply
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Technologist My marriage isn’t sexless😁

    If my hubby and I divorced he’d walk away better off than he came into it.

    at what age were you when you got married? This will answer it all
  7. #27
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    The ground right now. digging very long trenches for irrigation systems with a mattock.


    Sex................................................................not in 10 years. Too fucking monstrous, ugly, and wicked for humans. after all, I'm the lowest of life forms.

    Djinn do have their place on this earth, like it or not.

    Still.... supper is divine today. Fresh Prickly pear cactus, just macheted, filleted and skinned, with ice cold water.
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  8. #28
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty The ground right now. digging very long trenches for irrigation systems with a mattock.


    Sex……………………………………………………….not in 10 years. Too fucking monstrous, ugly, and wicked for humans. after all, I'm the lowest of life forms.

    Djinn do have their place on this earth, like it or not.

    Still…. supper is divine today. Fresh Prickly pear cactus, just macheted, filleted and skinned, with ice cold water.

    So you put your dick in the ground??? Wild man. Shit, nigga. crazy. just, damn.

    glad you like eating cactus I guess
  9. #29
    Originally posted by BummyMofo So you put your dick in the ground??? Wild man. Shit, nigga. crazy. just, damn.

    glad you like eating cactus I guess

  10. #30
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I'm married but I haven't been fuckin in a while

    I imagine some of you internetmen have been fucking body pillows, flesh lights, real dolls?

    A married incel...
    so glad i'm not you. :P

    I cant wait for real dolls. people are already marrying their dolls and holograms right now, I cant wait for the lulz to ensue when real dolls are out. Bitches gonna freak and all they will have left for themselves are the lowest forms of faggot men.
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  11. #31
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Humpin nother Hydro poll I don't know I do this but its like the dozenth or so time I've done it. Sorry it offends some but it really feels good even tho iti foesn't last long
  12. #32
    Octavian motherfucker
    What a shit thread.
  13. #33
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.

    I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.

    Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.
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  14. #34
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    a couple virgo thotties 12 yrs apart in age. and a third broke virgo lady playing the bench thats down to eat the dick at 4 AM anytime.
  15. #35
    Nonce Houston
    12 years?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Technologist My marriage isn’t sexless😁

    If my hubby and I divorced he’d walk away better off than he came into it.

    Sounds like you married a black simp.
  17. #37
    Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.

    I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.

    Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.

    Oh. My God. 🤣
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  18. #38
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.

    I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.

    Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.

    Nice. You're resourceful if nothing else.
  19. #39
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev A married incel…
    so glad i'm not you. :P

    I cant wait for real dolls. people are already marrying their dolls and holograms right now, I cant wait for the lulz to ensue when real dolls are out. Bitches gonna freak and all they will have left for themselves are the lowest forms of faggot men.

    I fuck her when I want to. A week or so may go by without fuckin, it's just what it is for me.

    That real doll with the gray hoodie is nice though
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Slampigs, the mother. Im trying to have another kid
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