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  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I'm married but I haven't been fuckin in a while

    I imagine some of you internetmen have been fucking body pillows, flesh lights, real dolls?
  2. #2
    Thanks for the reminder opie im gonna dust off the ol flashlight tnoight
  3. #3
    non-niggers.
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I'm married but I haven't been fuckin in a while

    I imagine some of you internetmen have been fucking body pillows, flesh lights, real dolls?

    all marriages turn sexless
    why would a man ever get married anyway, there us absolutely no pros and all cons for a man to get married
  5. #5
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting all marriages turn sexless
    why would a man ever get married anyway, there us absolutely no pros and all cons for a man to get married

    Your whineyness is DAMN anooyyyying ya bitter chicken
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  6. #6
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by cigreting all marriages turn sexless
    why would a man ever get married anyway, there us absolutely no pros and all cons for a man to get married

    My marriage isn’t sexless😁

    If my hubby and I divorced he’d walk away better off than he came into it.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had an intense sexual experience with several of my plurals recently. It was hot
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I had an intense sexual experience with several of my plurals recently. It was hot

    How many were there?
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    3 and myself so 4 total.
  10. #10
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 3 and myself so 4 total.

    Sounds quaint😁
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm like a Buffalo being used by the Indians except it's plurals and fetishes instead of organs and hides

    I am a vessel for many depraved individuals
  12. #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist My marriage isn’t sexless😁

    If my hubby and I divorced he’d walk away better off than he came into it.

    Ya right.
  13. #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya right.

    Awwww aren’t you cute. You’ll have to try harder, but, even that won’t work. Carry on.
  14. #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Put the lotion on the skin, buffalo bill. Ur husband hàtes u 🌺
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  15. #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Brick head lol
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Technologist My marriage isn’t sexless😁

    If my hubby and I divorced he’d walk away better off than he came into it.

    Ew, gross mommy.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Brick head lol

    You are the shittiest bridge troll ever. Leave my lovely mommy alone.
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  18. #18
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Put the lotion on the skin, buffalo bill. Ur husband hàtes u 🌺

    I find this Ironic, if anything you're the fat bitch in the well.

    😂😂😂😂
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Put the lotion on the skin, buffalo bill. Ur husband hàtes u 🌺

    Are you sure you aren't a rogue plural that escaped from the host. Come back we miss you
  20. #20
    Headspin Houston
    I feel as if though almost every thought unconsciously has some type of sexual root. So, I guess everybody, even if I nor any other party is aware of it.


    My sacral chakra is entangled with the energy centers of every person I've ever interacted with. Infinitely complex, infinitely confusing.
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