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Fona 6-6-2020
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2020-06-06 at 12:34 PM UTCGood morning everyone.
Hope you all are getting off to a great start.
Chell and I are going to the river here soon.
Im not enough awake enough to come up with anything else to post about.
Give me a while and I will be back with more.
Love you guys.
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2020-06-06 at 12:48 PM UTCDon't forget to drown Chell and call it an accident. Her life insurance will still pay out and you can leave the plastic factory.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-06 at 1 PM UTCmorning
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2020-06-06 at 1:15 PM UTC
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2020-06-06 at 1:18 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-06 at 1:22 PM UTC
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2020-06-06 at 1:23 PM UTC
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2020-06-06 at 1:47 PM UTCwow lot of frothy butt's here.
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2020-06-06 at 3:57 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-06 at 3:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Good morning everyone.
Hope you all are getting off to a great start.
Chell and I are going to the river here soon.
Im not enough awake enough to come up with anything else to post about.
Give me a while and I will be back with more.
Love you guys.
TTYL
Also, is this the lie? I mean, you lie about mundane shit in literally every thread you make, so surely there's a lie somewhere.... -
2020-06-06 at 4:04 PM UTCHe just says he's going to the river. Are you saying he isn't going to the river?
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2020-06-06 at 4:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He just says he's going to the river. Are you saying he isn't going to the river?
I don't get it
There's nothing to get. He lies about mundane shit in literally every thread he makes, and that's the only claim he made, so by the process of deduction we can assume he's lying about going to the river. -
2020-06-06 at 4:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by AngryIVer There's nothing to get. He lies about mundane shit in literally every thread he makes, and that's the only claim he made, so by the process of deduction we can assume he's lying about going to the river.
Because this place is so full of virtue. What's your real problem?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-06 at 4:19 PM UTCYeah whats youre problem Captain butt-head-whos-pussy-hurts
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2020-06-06 at 4:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by AngryIVer There's nothing to get. He lies about mundane shit in literally every thread he makes, and that's the only claim he made, so by the process of deduction we can assume he's lying about going to the river.
What the hell are you talking about calling him a liar just because you don't like him or what he has to say
You are acting exactly like warioat -
2020-06-06 at 4:45 PM UTCBetter party on that pussy while doing a rape fam!
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2020-06-06 at 4:46 PM UTCJuiSAY
id root around on that ass for sure -
2020-06-06 at 4:51 PM UTCthis is howie doit fam
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2020-06-06 at 6:26 PM UTC
Well I am sure hella is going to have a field day with this post...
Chell and I WENT OUT ON THE RIVER AND I TOOK PICS AND EVEN A COUPLE VIDEOS BUT TOWARDS the (sorry bout caps) end of the journey we wasn't paying attention and ran into a fallen tree. It dumped us both out and got our lighters wet and I lost my shirt and flip flops (I found the flip flops later) but anyways we got up on the tree we hit and outta the water but then a canoe with 2 kids on it was coming up fast and their dad was downstream and the kids hit the tree and flipped too.
They hit the tree with the center of their canoe and the water was moving so fast that it was bending the canoe while it was pinned against the tree.
Now I am just chilling 4 feet away and watching this all unfold and suddenly the girl from the canoe is al like "I dunno how to swim. AhHhHhHHH!!!"
And her brother or whoever just jumps and starts swimming out towards the center of the river away from the trees and rocks we was stuck at.
So Im just like um.....
and then she realised the water was only 4 feet deep there and she stop up and climbed up the tree around me.
Their dad came over and was all like "oh man I guess I bought a canoe".
He was pretty bummed but we did try several times to get it off but it was too dangerous and the there was no way me and him could have pushed that canoe against the force of all that water.
I told him your suppose to pay cash so they cant charge you for the stuff you lose.
The canoe was pinned in such a way it was catching all the water inside it and it was too much to handle.
Luckily no one was seriously hurt and Chell and I escorted the family back across the river to safety where they all took off in the other canoe they had.
Chell and I had a very relaxing and fun time out on the water.
We even hopped in and had river sex but it didn't last too long cuz I was so worried a snapping turtle was gonna bite off my balls or someone was gonna catch us as there was a bunch of families all around.
Hopefully later I can upload some pics and videos but the phone I took out on the water got a little bit wet.
I had water tight containers but it still got wet just from me handling it.
On the way home we stopped at Jim's Donuts and bought a bunch of donuts to munch on at the house.
Now that I am home I think Ill call up a few friends and chit chat on the fona-fone. Maybe set up something to do later.
I have to pay bills and write a grocery list and pick up some supplies for that roof job I gotta do tomorrow.
Ill keep posting updates cuz I love you guys and I know you love me too.
TTYS
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2020-06-06 at 6:35 PM UTChow do u get ur dik up lookin at that old lady
