How do you become a spy

2020-06-06 at 8:03 AM UTC

#1

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Do they only hire people from the government or what that doesn't seem very clandestine to me

2020-06-06 at 12:35 PM UTC

#2

Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

Depends what kinda spy you wanna be 🤨

2020-06-06 at 12:47 PM UTC

#3

STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

wut kind of network mumbo jumbo does a nigger need to learn to remotely control a clients driver

2020-06-06 at 12:48 PM UTC

#4

Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

Originally posted by STER0S how do i remotely controllers drivers

with a remote control

2020-06-06 at 1:09 PM UTC

#5

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Grylls Depends what kinda spy you wanna be 🤨

I am good at blending in, I can disguise myself as all kinds of people. If they ever needed someone to walk around with no suspicion I would be the best man for the job because even though i'm white and pale and only speak english, that just makes me less likely of being suspected as a spy.

You could put me in as a mole to a terrorist organization of surfer bros that smuggle cocaine by riding waves from South America to Florida on their boogie boards.

2020-06-06 at 1:10 PM UTC

#6

STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

disguise yourself as a hardcore trap

2020-06-06 at 1:10 PM UTC

#7

Technologist victim of incest

All you have to do is walk around and say “l spy with my little eye”.......

2020-06-06 at 1:23 PM UTC

#8

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Technologist All you have to do is walk around and say “l spy with my little eye”…….

My eyes aren't little though

2020-06-06 at 1:29 PM UTC

#9

Technologist victim of incest

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My eyes aren't little though

You have one little eye, don’t ya?😂

2020-06-06 at 1:35 PM UTC

#10

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

You join a fringe anarchist site in 2004 and tell everyone youre a depressed junkie and share personal stories so they get comfortable enough to offer to sell you assault weapons.

2020-06-06 at 2:05 PM UTC

#11

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Are you saying fringe websites are spy recruitment services

I am doing everything right if that's the case

2020-06-06 at 2:11 PM UTC

#12

HTS highlight reel

Study PoliSci/CompSci/economics/relevant foreign language, have a clean record, good mental health, look normal, and either apply like a normie or do something to get their attention like accidentally exposing a clandestine messaging system disguised as just a guy doing fiverr stuff and making random videos with random messages on his youtube channel.

2020-06-06 at 2:12 PM UTC

#13

HTS highlight reel

I washed out of spy academy.

2020-06-06 at 2:14 PM UTC

#14

HTS highlight reel

Also don't have any gambling debts or character flaws like homosexuality.

2020-06-06 at 3:09 PM UTC

#15

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by HTS Study PoliSci/CompSci/economics/relevant foreign language, have a clean record, good mental health, look normal, and either apply like a normie or do something to get their attention like accidentally exposing a clandestine messaging system disguised as just a guy doing fiverr stuff and making random videos with random messages on his youtube channel.

That's so obvious though. Like isn't it a bad idea to have only college graduates because then it's not very clandestine when all the people have similar backgrounds.

2020-06-06 at 4:13 PM UTC

#16

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's so obvious though. Like isn't it a bad idea to have only college graduates because then it's not very clandestine when all the people have similar backgrounds.

Do you honestly believe some spook at the CIA doesn't have the ability to snap their fingers and make all relevant records disappear?

2020-06-06 at 4:17 PM UTC

#17

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

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2020-06-06 at 4:18 PM UTC

#18

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by Sophie Do you honestly believe some spook at the CIA doesn't have the ability to snap their fingers and make all relevant records disappear?

Certain habits and vocabulary and mannerisms might make academics more suspicious. First few years on the streets a lot of people thought i was a narc, and i was far from “academic” lol.

2020-06-06 at 4:22 PM UTC

#19

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Sophie Do you honestly believe some spook at the CIA doesn't have the ability to snap their fingers and make all relevant records disappear?

Then they should have no problem hiring former criminals and specialists as agents as well as a few regular Joe's and some technical people. At least that's how I would do it.

You also need to bust a hacker that tries to hack the government and tell them either to work for you or life in prison and they get a cool room with a dozen screens and have a cool hacker nickname like Kernel

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2020-06-06 at 4:46 PM UTC

#20

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You also need to bust a hacker that tries to hack the government and tell them either to work for you or life in prison and they get a cool room with a dozen screens and have a cool hacker nickname like Kernel

Obviously.

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