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DUDE i literally just blew a spider

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    out of my face it was like in my vision area so i pucked up and puffed air at it to get it away from me ( i dont like killing them cuz of the non agression pact ) and as soon as i would stop puffing at it, it just bounced right back and slapped my face so it was like boing boing boing i kept blowing at the spider thats when i realized

    tdude the spider literelly build a nest on my face and i was playing high stakes pogo with a deadly creature what the FUCK
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How many legs did it have?
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    did it have a mana bar
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bro wats mana
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should be nice and let it sleep under your eyelid for tonight until it can make more permanent housing arrangements.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    dude there is literally a family of daddy long legs that likes to hang out in my shower if i try to show them the way out they just ignore me until the steamong hot water is on then it makes their legs stick to the tub surround and they go OH SHIT and they wanna get away but their wet legs stick and drag and they are so panicked im like DUDE i tried to show you how to get out earlier so then i open the door and they get out but the water goes everywhere but then the next day they go back in because they like to look at human anatomy.. there just so fascinated
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    They are good they fuck up flies
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    shrooms or LSD?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah i like them ,for some reason they dont creep me out like regular pspiders do . i get it they are woke and been thru a lot of evolution ( not that i believe in that ) so i cant knock them
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They are good they fuck up flies

    MOMMY LONG LEGS
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    that feel when u put a new air conditioner in ur v& and ur a bragert talking up ur new air cunditioner but u dont care cauze its a low humidity stream of cool air going on you
  13. #13
    Kev Space Nigga
    You blew the spider? did u liek his needle dick?
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    Its not like that KEV!
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Non Aggression Principle*

    Your bastardization of AnCap philosophy has gone on for far too long, faggot.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    spider cum
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ew, no spider waifus please.
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