Captain "Blood in my stool" Falcon

1. 2017-02-25 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   FeelsBadMan
2. 2017-02-25 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cut down on dairy and opiates and get more fiber
   
   I only get that if I drink heavily now
3. 2017-02-25 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Cut down on dairy and opiates and get more fiber
   
   I only get that if I drink heavily now

   
   can't help that you wake up with someone else's pants on backwards
4. 2017-02-25 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol cut down on your intake of cheese and high-grade heroin.
5. 2017-02-25 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you take Meds CF? I was straining so hard this morning, I felt like my femoral artery in my left groin/leg area was going to burst.. so I stopped pushing it .. swiveled my hips and drank some water.. little plop for the day. i think it's one of these fucking saratonin inhibitor thingies I'm taking. constipates the fuck out of you.. or Gabapentin is doing it. citracel
6. 2017-02-25 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, no meds. Just marijuwana and no fiber. Fuck, I'm so constipatd.
7. 2017-02-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I pooped a leaf once. FON was the only one who appreciated it. Lemme find teh pic
8. 2017-02-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   PLS NO
9. 2017-02-25 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
10. 2017-02-26 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ

    
    is that a bay leaf? did you eat it with pasta? or are you foraging through the forest testing out different nummies until you find the wrong berries to eat?
11. 2017-02-26 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #11
    cerakote African Astronaut
    clean out your toilet bowl dude
12. 2017-02-26 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And get a haircut. look at the silhouette of his head. Clean yourself up Man!