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This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
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2020-06-01 at 6:27 AM UTCOkey
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2020-06-01 at 6:31 AM UTC
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2020-06-01 at 7:02 AM UTCOP's nose is like my dick when I see 12 year olds.
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2020-06-01 at 7:56 AM UTC*jedi nose
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2020-06-01 at 8:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kev dayum, sounds like a trip. glad no serious shit went down tho. What else happened the past decade? You got a job, degree, did becoming a tranny help you get laid? What do your parents think about your transcendence? Are you still fat?
No job, no degree, living on disability like the parasitic scum I always knew I was. I don't think it's really helped me with getting laid lol I have a bf but if he broke up with me I'd probably die alone. My parents are begrudgingly tolerant and understandably confused. I sympathize.
Still fat. Fatter even.
Originally posted by Misguided Russian you met up with panzer? was he the same user as spinal_cord?
Yeeee. I met up with him a few times, 'though I dunno how he'd feel about me sharing the deets. Nothing salacious or anything, but he's a responsible dude with a career and doesn't need his youthful legal indiscretions brought up a decade after the fact. Suffice it to say he's a good dood, probably one of the all around best people I've ever met. He's the walking embodiment of a person having their head screwed on right, humble and capable. Shame I was/am an autistic tard who didn't/doesn't know how to socialize; if I could make friends he'd be the kind of friend I want to have. haha
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2020-06-01 at 10:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS No job, no degree, living on disability like the parasitic scum I always knew I was. I don't think it's really helped me with getting laid lol I have a bf but if he broke up with me I'd probably die alone. My parents are begrudgingly tolerant and understandably confused. I sympathize.
Still fat. Fatter even.
I see, that sucks. did you become a tranny to feel like less of a failure or were you always gay? back on totse i had the impression you were straight, hitting on chunt's girl and all. In your opinion, what went wrong in life? I recall you having rich parents so did they just hire electronics to raise you? also, you know where Joe is at? -
2020-06-01 at 3:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev I see, that sucks. did you become a tranny to feel like less of a failure or were you always gay? back on totse i had the impression you were straight, hitting on chunt's girl and all. In your opinion, what went wrong in life? I recall you having rich parents so did they just hire electronics to raise you? also, you know where Joe is at?
I was hitting on chunt's girl? Whaaaaaaat? I'm absolutely bi, but I don't remember that. I'm known mostly for getting stuff stuck in my asshole, it can't be that much of a shock that I graduated from highlighters to dick, neh?
Anyway, I'm pretty happy overall. Only thing that sucks is being an unhealthy fatty. It may seem like my life went wrong somewhere, but parasitism is in my nature. If I were working 40 hours a week then something would definitely have gone wrong, from my perspective. But I guess from the outside looking in, that perspective is in and of itself something that went wrong. My parents were perfectly middle class - not exactly wealthy to the point of hiring robot butlers to raise me and fuck me up so don't blame the money. I think I'm probably genetically hardwired to be like this. :p -
2020-06-02 at 2:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS I was hitting on chunt's girl? Whaaaaaaat? I'm absolutely bi, but I don't remember that. I'm known mostly for getting stuff stuck in my asshole, it can't be that much of a shock that I graduated from highlighters to dick, neh?
Anyway, I'm pretty happy overall. Only thing that sucks is being an unhealthy fatty. It may seem like my life went wrong somewhere, but parasitism is in my nature. If I were working 40 hours a week then something would definitely have gone wrong, from my perspective. But I guess from the outside looking in, that perspective is in and of itself something that went wrong. My parents were perfectly middle class - not exactly wealthy to the point of hiring robot butlers to raise me and fuck me up so don't blame the money. I think I'm probably genetically hardwired to be like this. :p
She asked people to guess what present she was getting and you said a gunshot wound. You were hate-flirting with her, it was so cute dawg. Bi, i stand corrected.
No, its not much of a shock but since you reminded me, had any other highlighter incidents since? :P
I dont blame the money, I blame the electronics. I remember you saying your parents sucked cause they wouldnt let you play WoW too much or something. Then again i loved my online gaming too and... actually im not sure i can pretend i turned out that much better but i do have a job, im not fat and dont cross-dress. you mad brah? :D -
2020-06-02 at 2:29 AM UTC
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2020-06-02 at 3:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Octavian is pretty objectively good looking. He's classically handsome. If he were a drama kid and knew how to act, I could see him being in the movies. He's straight up aesthetically pleasing. Trying to turn this around on him was a bad call, dood.
Srs.
Hiki isn't a good judge anyway since he isn't attracted to men.
Like if i had a sex doll, I would not mind it looking like Octavian. Just saying.
No homo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-02 at 9:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kev She asked people to guess what present she was getting and you said a gunshot wound. You were hate-flirting with her, it was so cute dawg.
I'm fairly certain that was more wishful thinking than flirtation on my part, but I can see how you might think that.
Originally posted by Kev No, its not much of a shock but since you reminded me, had any other highlighter incidents since? :P
I dont blame the money, I blame the electronics. I remember you saying your parents sucked cause they wouldnt let you play WoW too much or something. Then again i loved my online gaming too and… actually im not sure i can pretend i turned out that much better but i do have a job, im not fat and dont cross-dress. you mad brah? :D
No highlighter style incidents since then - I learned my lesson. As for my parents? Like that WoW anecdote hints at, my parents were very much not okay with the role electronics were playing in my life. I wasn't even playing that much WoW back then... but my only friend at the time... he was skipping school to play that shit, and my parents were kinda freaked out that I was gonna fall into the same trap. It's not like that was some one-off last ditch effort to curb the influence computers had on me either, they spent the whole of my adolescence trying to meticulously monitor and curate everything I did online. They absolutely were not okay with me being raised by electronics.
I think the big misconception here is cause and effect: I didn't end up like this because of computers, I ended up spending all my time on computers because I'm like this. My parents struggled so hard to steer me towards having a normal productive life, but I was/am a weird little aspie retard and it was never going to happen. Like in all honesty this is probably the best outcome they could have hoped for with me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-02 at 10:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS No job, no degree, living on disability like the parasitic scum I always knew I was. I don't think it's really helped me with getting laid lol I have a bf but if he broke up with me I'd probably die alone. My parents are begrudgingly tolerant and understandably confused. I sympathize.
Still fat. Fatter even.
Yeeee. I met up with him a few times, 'though I dunno how he'd feel about me sharing the deets. Nothing salacious or anything, but he's a responsible dude with a career and doesn't need his youthful legal indiscretions brought up a decade after the fact. Suffice it to say he's a good dood, probably one of the all around best people I've ever met. He's the walking embodiment of a person having their head screwed on right, humble and capable. Shame I was/am an autistic tard who didn't/doesn't know how to socialize; if I could make friends he'd be the kind of friend I want to have. haha
Dunno if he was spinal_cord though. We don't talk anymore really. *shrug*
Hey with all your gubberment assistance why dont you use it towards your advantage and spend time exercising with scronolodo. -
2020-06-02 at 1:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS I'm fairly certain that was more wishful thinking than flirtation on my part, but I can see how you might think that.
Gotcha. You said you blacked out 45 minutes after meeting up with chunt, what happened the first few minutes? Was he all like "lets go bitch! your gonna die tonight!" ? How did you guys end up on the beach hanging out like bros?
Originally posted by HTS I think the big misconception here is cause and effect: I didn't end up like this because of computers, I ended up spending all my time on computers because I'm like this. My parents struggled so hard to steer me towards having a normal productive life, but I was/am a weird little aspie retard and it was never going to happen. Like in all honesty this is probably the best outcome they could have hoped for with me.
Is it possible they hired electronics to raise you much earlier and by the time they realized their error it was too late? Im sure they freaked out and exaggerated afterwards in a futile attempt to undo what they did earlier. My parents thought I spent too much time around gadgets too but guess what? Those fucktards now spend the same amount of time gossiping on their iphones.
A lot of parents are too fucking stupid and detached from reality that they dont realize they are creating the same problem they think they are fighting. By making way too big of a deal about not doing drugs, they turned me into the pill popper i am now and im sure you received similar lectures only to turn out the opposite of what they intended. Dont blame yourself for how you turned out. The two people whose primary job was to raise you failed.
Dont be beating up the wrong guy.
PS: I imitated you a week ago in Grylls thread when he asked us to guess what he was getting his girlfriend. yes, I shamelessly stole your hateflirting line when I thought you werent here. u mad brah? -
2020-06-02 at 2:01 PM UTC
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2020-06-02 at 9:43 PM UTC
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2020-06-03 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kev Gotcha. You said you blacked out 45 minutes after meeting up with chunt, what happened the first few minutes? Was he all like "lets go bitch! your gonna die tonight!" ? How did you guys end up on the beach hanging out like bros?
He was pretty nice tbh, there were like 5 of us and we all went to a public school to sit on the steps and drink liquor. Ironically I declined the booze because I didn't wanna black tf out. The last thing I remember is leaving the school and walking along the sidewalk. Then it's the beach. No idea how we got there. Apparently they considered abandoning me at the dianetics place in Toronto at one point and letting the scientologists sort me out. -
2020-06-03 at 3:58 AM UTCsmh call me ignorant but people are either MALE or FEMALE and their biology at birth determines that, I do not use gender neutral pronouns
usually either, so bitch get out w/that queer bullshit propaganda! -
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