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  1. #1
    Flyting is an ancient form of rap battles where you insult other people while rhyming. This goes back at least as far as the ancient Sumerians which is pretty lulz. There are stone tablets of basically rap battles. See: Gilgamesh

    So go forth my faggots

    and let's have at it
  2. #2
    They will invent a. New. Mosquito. The seer sucker it will only draw blood from hoomans amd it bites you through thw heel of youre foot.

    This will be the main transmission victor of the next wave of this viris

    Keep those heels covered dont say ah didnt warn you
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  3. #3
    ^ culture confused person praising someone elses dead culture.
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yo yo

    Vinny ain’t no chink he’s a fuckin simp and I’m a fuckin pimp, his dick be so limp he look like a chimp an I fucked his mom over da kitchen sink
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  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    funny you called us faggots
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    bt u r an fagit
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Grylls Yo yo

    Vinny ain’t no chink he’s a fuckin simp and I’m a fuckin pimp, his dick be so limp he look like a chimp an I fucked his mom over da kitchen sink

    That's pretty good, for a John Bull.
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ta
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont like you
    I wish you were blue
    Bend over and tie my shoe
    Get a clue
    You cant get one because you're a foo'
    Stop acting so brand new
    I dont like your hairdo
    You look like a piece of poo
    I bet you make a shitty stew
    Your middle name is boring its probably Lou
    I could scare you by just saying boo
    You look like you belong in a zoo
    How many times have you had sex? Probably not even two.
    To thicken a soup you need to add a roux but if I was making a soup I would just add you
    And you'd burn up haha because my soup is boiling hot, and I'd fill it with viruses so that you'd also get the flu
  10. #10
    Originally posted by mmQ You look like you belong in a zoo

    Racism doesn't suit you my boy.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Racism doesn't suit you my boy.

    That poem was addressed to myself, good sir.
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Er, that flyte. Whatever that was.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by mmQ That poem was addressed to myself, good sir.

    Self hatred and racism...smh as the critically overweight teeheehee would say.
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  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Critically overweight. I like that.
  15. #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Hey yo

    Jiggaboo, u look like a foo, tee hee be my boo, watcha gonna do? U ain't no man, whats ur plan? U got zero fan, get back to da fuckin fryin pan in yo caravan
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont like the way you're looking at my eye
    Maybe you should die
    I'll swat you, you stupid fly
    Oh what are you gonna go cry?
    Cry to mom then go mow the lawn
    You're weak and feeble like a fawn
    You're like Bambi I hope your family dies in a forest fire and you run away into a trip wire that blows your legs off and you have to drag your body around and you go deaf and hear no sound and then I take a mallet and pound pound pound it onto your lower back you stupid sack. Of shit.
  17. #17
    Yo yo grilly beatin your chest
    want my sloppy seconds? be my guest
    when you down on tee tastin my cum
    just you remember it's also up her bum.
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  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sick rhymez but not niggerish enough, you need to pretend ur eminem when u type it @ mmQ
  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol

    Dis man es gay
    Today?
    Gay
    Anotha day?
    Also gay.
    One cannot say when the gay will go away
    de lips of hes anoos curl back like a shark,
    in anticipation

    of de gay
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