GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL

1. 2020-05-29 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #21
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I know a guy who knows a priest so whatever. I practically am one. It's fine. I know what I'm doing.

   
   Are you sure? Have you even officiated a wedding before?
2. 2020-05-29 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Are you sure? Have you even officiated a wedding before?

   
   Yes I have thank you very much I mean I didnt PERSONALLY do it right there at the wedding but I spoke along with the priest as he did it in the YouTube video I was watching, and i also commented on the video the stuff to say and i said you may now kiss your partner so yes, it's fair to see I basically officiated that wedding or I couldve if I wanted to and I know what the deal is , my mom has been married and is married and I have other people that got married so I have all the experience in the world basically so FUCKING GIVE ME MY RING BOY, NOW!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace
3. 2020-05-29 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #23
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I think you should leave.
4. 2020-05-29 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Eating ass is so wrong.
5. 2020-05-29 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Octavian Eating ass is so wrong.

   
   I'm a bad boy
6. 2020-05-29 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I promise I won't tell anyone. We can keep it small. 20-30 people. Just for appearances, you know? We'll do the dress, the cake, the party, the kissing and dancing. Just for appearances. We have to make it look convincing that we're gay. That means a honeymoon of course, which I don't mind paying for. We can go anywhere in the world you want.
   
   The only thing is that my parents are very traditional and will want to watch us consummate the marriage. They're accepting of course, they know I'm gay. Very new age. But very traditional. So we'll have to fuck at least once.
   
   For appearances, of course.

   
   He has to ask me for your hand in marriage first😡. And who says I’ll say yes, huh?
7. 2020-05-30 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #27
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Well go on Gad, ask her!